Q: Which door hit Dan Rather in the ass as he left CBS?
A: None. He was smuggled out the back door in a burlap sack and tossed into a passing taxicab.
Now that Dan Rather is leaving CBS, the network will be renamed “C”
Q: Which door hit Dan Rather in the ass as he left CBS?
A: None. He was smuggled out the back door in a burlap sack and tossed into a passing taxicab.
They won’t have to worry about renaming the network as long as they have such gems as Bob Schieffer.
They even forced him to change his name from Peace Moonbeam III so the initials would be right!
Is this story fake but accurate?
“Now that Dan Rather is leaving CBS, the network will be renamed “C””
Priceless headline. Really cracked me up. Thanks!
…while the cabbie repeatedly asked “What’s the frequency Kenneth?”. (cue music from Psycho shower scene here)
“Q: Which door hit Dan Rather in the ass as he left CBS?”
The door that indicated the Mens bathroom. He would obviously be out of place there.
“Now that Dan Rather is leaving CBS, the network will be renamed “C””
Spanish broadcasts now. My how the once mighty have fallen.