I’d like to take a moment to condemn the American Mass Media for wasting so much time and effort on covering all this garbage surrounding celebrities in African countries adopting babies, and then every legal twist and turn that comes up when some party or another opens their yap to a camera.
FrankJ and SarahK are not adopting a baby from Malawi, Botswana, Limbobo, or whatever the heck the countries are named there this week.
They are merely visiting the sweatshops in which the “Nuke The Moon” T-shirts are being produced, trying to come up with ways of increasing production and reducing inefficiencies while maximizing profits.
Any small dark children FrankJ and SarahK might have been photographed with in the airport are not the targets of adoption, but research samples for possible experiments in labor-saving automation systems.
Hopefully this will stop the rumors in their tracks and we can get back to more important matters.
I smell Jewish conspiracy.
No offense;)
Whew! I was worried they would actually want to clothe and feed one of them. I feel better now.
No, its just that SarahK is pregnant!
I’d like to see the MSM do a piece about blacks adopting white babies. Plenty of them available in Russia, Romania, etc. Take it as a racist comment but THERE’S something you don’t see every day!
So that is where you are getting the subjects for your cyborg experiments!
I know what you’re thinking Frank, but small children will not replace old peoples medicine as fuel for robots. Only a few robots powered by children will be built, and then they will be abandoned when Walgreens starts selling drugs for free.
I was hoping that Modonna would adopt Obama on Oprah’s show…
So, what makes you think you’re qualified to adopt children in the first place? You’re almost never surrounded by transvestites, we’ve never seen you performing same-sex kissing on television, nor have you ever made a book completely comprised of yourself naked celebrating yourself having sex.
What makes you possibly think you’d be good parents?