If Hillary wants to dodge actual sniper fire, maybe she should just try visiting Obama’s church.
PARISHIONER 1: Why’s that white woman heading over here?
PARISHIONER 2: She’s probably going to try and give us some new government created disease!
PARISHIONER 1: Kill whitey!
That’ll change who is the focus of bad press coverage.
It’s funny because it’s true (mostly).
I imagine she’d get a bump in the polls to go along with her other bumps and bruises. There you go, the pity vote. Our girl’s not proud.
I’d tell her to wear an “I (heart) Israel” t-shirt when she goes, but a dead candidate can’t draw out the nomination fight through the convention….
Nothing can change the press coverage. I’m not sure how Barack keeps from exploding, with that many reporters up his highway, blocking him up.
I can just picture Hillary showing up in Obama’s chruch with dozens of white Secret Service agents – all sitting on one side of the church. Talk about Presidential! And a riot – in more ways than one.
C’mon, everybody knows that black folks always hold their guns sideways, gangsta style. Then Hillary could just stand still while bullets hit everything but her (due to the crappy gun handling) and come off looking like the unstoppable undead demon that she actually is.
Clearly, none of you understand the black culture, or the great history of black church teachings. Now each of you crackas hand over your wallets so no one has to put a cap in yo asses in the name of Jesus.
Oh come on now; she stated that she “misspoke”.
In other words, she was lying through her blood-stained teeth. As though a military craft is going to land & allow a first lady to disembark under sniper fire, even if it was her. What a crock.
“Engage brain before putting mouth in gear.” Maybe if she had this tatooed somewhere she could see it minute to minute, she’d stay out of trouble. Maybe on the inside of her eyelids, perhaps.
fish, barrel, add gun
I’d like to see the Clinton and Obama congregations (including pastors) show up at a third church and throw pies at each other. Dang, that would be funny. You know, get out of their Michelle Obama “comfort zones” and mix a little. Here’s some play-by-play (March Madness rendition):
“Score that baby!”
“He threw it down!”
“For three! Yesssss!”
“She banked it off the glass and in!”
“He went to the window and took it home.”
“A shot from downtown!”
“He stuffed it home!”
Ah… I confess. #11 was me. I know. I should have been more specific on who made the shots.
“And Hillary hits Michelle at the buzzer for the win!” (crowd goes wild)
I guessed #11 was you. It had that Jimmy flair. I think maybe the Hildebeast and MicheleObama should fight with blow dryers and curling irons at ten paces.
Then again maybe not. That could get a whole lot of ugly, really fast.
This election brings to mind a quote from the movie Hairspray.
“You’all better be prepared for a hole lot ugly of coming at you from a never ending parade of stupid.” Art imitates life.