Since Obama has about as much political experience as the average college Republican, it’s a little much for him to campaign saying he can solve big problem like terrorism and nuclear proliferation. So, I was thinking that what he needs to do is focus on problems he can realistically claim to be able to solve even with his limited experience and ability. Here are some ideas:
* Lack of trendy dog sweaters.
* Uneven M&M color distribution.
* America’s post offices need better decorations.
* Disorganized pantries.
* Bunny rabbits need more hugs.
* American are falling behind in basic whistling skills.
* The unavailability of rock candy.
* Too many honkeys (his pastor can help him with that one).
If the Obama campaign needs more suggestions, I am available (and you’ll get a free t-shirt for hiring me). You all can also put other ideas for problems Obama can tackle in the comments.
Price gouging by high class hookers — that is something he should address
Why would I care about M&M’s? M&M’s are racist! Why do you crackers cover up that beautiful chocolate with that painted white shell? Racism, that’s why!
Unsqueezed Charmin
Litter along the road in my neighborhood
Chronically clogged pipes at my house
He could solve the mystery of the “lone tennis shoe” You know the one you see all by its self in the road? If he could do that, well ….
He could house train my puppy. That would keep him busy for a while.
He could be the extra finger needed when you tie a bow.
He could start a commission on the reason socks are always missing from the dryer.
He could re-start a dancing traffic cop program.
He could focus on real American problems like why the amount of Hotdogs doesn’t match the amount of hotdog buns?
He could bring the Teenage Mutant Turtles to Iraq and shut down AQ from the sewer system.
He (or you) could start the Win A Date With Ann Coulter Lucky IMAO Commenters Drawing.
Perhaps he could get your Star Ratings to work without Reloading the page? 😉
I liked comment #1 about the hookers. lol.
Hey, as a college Republican, I resent the implication that Obama may have as much political experience as me!
He could start funneling money, gobs of it, to the hospital where his wife is an administrator … Oh Noes! already doing that.
Can he find those socks that disappear in the dryer?
If so that is a hope for change.
The hot dogs vs. buns disparity project would definitely be a worthwhile endeavor.
Related to that, BHO should convene a blue-ribbon fact-finding commission to find out just how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
*Free government cheese incentives for punching hippies.
*improving America’s standing in the world of groundhog polishing.
*Lower the number that we need to dial to get an outside line to 8.
*bring all of our soldiers home from Iraq. Store them in Cleveland
OK, last one. For now……
* How small is too small.
Find out how may lick it take for a tootsie pop.
What the definition of IS is.
You mentioned whistling, but don’t forget
*Whittling
Re-free Kevin Mitnick.
Shine a light on the institutional racism that keeps minorities out of hockey.