IMAO readers are all closet liberals who secretly yearn for a Hillary Clinton presidency because their weak inner children need the security of a nanny state.
[Note to Frank: THIS is a control post everyone will hate.]
Thank you, Harvey, for an enlightening post. I rated it very highly, almost one star. I think a lot of IMAO readers are filthy liberals who need to know that we know they’re here with their Volvos, nonfat lattes, and i-books.
And as a non-liberal, I believe posts such as this will help build consensus in our community for a just and equitable sense of fairness. This is our tiny way to stand up and speak out for the greater good.
Peace.
(Oh yea, and Frank is a homo)
Chelsea got hot. I yearn to see more of Chelsea.
Proof! Beauty CAN be manufactured!
To quote Braveheart,
“If we can’t kick them out, we’ll simply breed them out.”
The rating stars do cause a page reload; I have JS enabled; I wait for the page to finish loading. IMAO generates a half-dozen or so script errors while loading, though (I’m a programmer, so my browser has debugging enabled through VS) and I think those script errors are preventing proper initialization of the rating script. I use IE7 – it’s very tolerant of HTML errors, not so much with JS errors. 🙂
The script errors appear to be related to the ads. Do you have any control over the ad scripts to clean them up?
I just can’t wait until my she raises my taxes, takes away my guns, makes me pay for her health care, and let an illegal immigrant move into my storage shed.(or is that John McCain?)
If I wanted a nanny, I would hire a real one. Just for the grand-daughters. Otherwise, I can pretty much take care of myself, thank you. At least I don’t have a storage shed.
Here’s the real question – Would you rather be a homo or a liberal? Okay, I know, the sodomy really tips the scales. Nevermind. Here’s another question that popped in my head the other day while driving and observing the other motorists around me – If you’re a dude driving a pink Suzuki Samarui, do you really need the fag flag bumper sticker? I don’t think you do.
Now Harvey, what if we don’t like nannies and don’t want a nanny state? Surely there are closet Obama people here who need daddies and a daddy state? Would that make them misogynists?
Great, just great…
McCain is our nominee, we’ll probably end up with a Hillbama administration, and my two favorite bloggers are competing for the worst post.
Guess it’s time to whip up a batch of Hemlock tea.
She kood be muttermann, duz dat count?
Alle doe, dat dust macht her look like she cann take care uf me.
Dust nut macht me an homo, no choice hier. Uff Da!
Harvey, I for one gave this .5 stars. If I could have scored it a zero, I would have. But I have to declare that this was a “control response” to a “control post” so it is inherently biased. On the other hand, 5/4 engineers have problems with statistics.
Mgbfred – Isn’t Yrallih where dead Cthulhu lies dreaming?
George – August 19th, 2004: http://www.imao.us/archives/001810.html
Goldwater Disciple – for the same reason Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mt. Everest: so that Hugh Ellsworth Rodham would name his daughter after me.
I love this post!!!!!
dude, harvey, not cool. that hits below the belt.
Thank you, Harvey, for an enlightening post. I rated it very highly, almost one star. I think a lot of IMAO readers are filthy liberals who need to know that we know they’re here with their Volvos, nonfat lattes, and i-books.
And as a non-liberal, I believe posts such as this will help build consensus in our community for a just and equitable sense of fairness. This is our tiny way to stand up and speak out for the greater good.
Peace.
(Oh yea, and Frank is a homo)
If you spell Hillary backwards (Yrallih) is it just me, or does this look JUST like a muslim extremists name? Any connections?
Chelsea got hot. I yearn to see more of Chelsea.
Proof! Beauty CAN be manufactured!
To quote Braveheart,
“If we can’t kick them out, we’ll simply breed them out.”
The rating stars do cause a page reload; I have JS enabled; I wait for the page to finish loading. IMAO generates a half-dozen or so script errors while loading, though (I’m a programmer, so my browser has debugging enabled through VS) and I think those script errors are preventing proper initialization of the rating script. I use IE7 – it’s very tolerant of HTML errors, not so much with JS errors. 🙂
The script errors appear to be related to the ads. Do you have any control over the ad scripts to clean them up?
Well, at least we’re not gay?
You forgot to add that we all enjoy the thought of Iran having nuclear power and think Castro is a nice guy.
I rated this five stars because my post was worse.
Nanny state? Diaper changing, humiliation, female domination and snack time? Count me in!
I just can’t wait until my she raises my taxes, takes away my guns, makes me pay for her health care, and let an illegal immigrant move into my storage shed.(or is that John McCain?)
Sean, if I were not married I would take you up on your offer of knicker twisting. Maybe we could do it in the back seat of your Prius.
If I wanted a nanny, I would hire a real one. Just for the grand-daughters. Otherwise, I can pretty much take care of myself, thank you. At least I don’t have a storage shed.
Here’s the real question – Would you rather be a homo or a liberal? Okay, I know, the sodomy really tips the scales. Nevermind. Here’s another question that popped in my head the other day while driving and observing the other motorists around me – If you’re a dude driving a pink Suzuki Samarui, do you really need the fag flag bumper sticker? I don’t think you do.
Now Harvey, what if we don’t like nannies and don’t want a nanny state? Surely there are closet Obama people here who need daddies and a daddy state? Would that make them misogynists?
Great, just great…
McCain is our nominee, we’ll probably end up with a Hillbama administration, and my two favorite bloggers are competing for the worst post.
Guess it’s time to whip up a batch of Hemlock tea.
She kood be muttermann, duz dat count?
Alle doe, dat dust macht her look like she cann take care uf me.
Dust nut macht me an homo, no choice hier. Uff Da!
A year ago I would have given this 1/2 stars. Now? When the alternative is McCain?
Eh.
When did the competition for worst post begin?
Are you kidding George, Frank’s held the crown for the longest time. What I cant figure out is why someone would try and overthrow the king.
Harvey, I for one gave this .5 stars. If I could have scored it a zero, I would have. But I have to declare that this was a “control response” to a “control post” so it is inherently biased. On the other hand, 5/4 engineers have problems with statistics.
Mgbfred – Isn’t Yrallih where dead Cthulhu lies dreaming?
George – August 19th, 2004:
http://www.imao.us/archives/001810.html
Goldwater Disciple – for the same reason Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mt. Everest: so that Hugh Ellsworth Rodham would name his daughter after me.