This week, That One. Next week, terrorists. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com
Meanwhile, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.
NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.
From Mike:
Some submissions for last edition’s uncaptioned picture. There were tons of entries, plus some repeated concepts, so I’m just posting the ones I liked best:
From GEBIV:
From Michael:
From Pergrine John:
From slaphappy1975:
From Zorn:
From Pork & Beans:
This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:
PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.
#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.
MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.
STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.
Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
Hope, Change, and auto-erotic asphyxiation
Someone feel free to use this one:
teh won liks oto-eerotick-assfixeashun
Damn! Tim beat me to it.
Suiside by stragelation. Yes,I can.
Welcome to the wonderful world of Socialized Medicine!
Hey Taxman!
Dont tax muh Rolex!
_______
I gitn Osama,
thn kill hm
like thisss…”klunk”
Jesse Jackson what are you trying to cut off?
Obama auditions for the part of Wormtail in the movie version of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.
1st picture: “BrokBarack Mntn?”
I’m Barack Obama and you racist crackers enjoy your time on this blog now because come January you shall all become part of my “Change” and “Hope”. First the owner of this camp shall be no more having been shipped to Gitmo along with other prominent bloggers and posters. Waterboarding and deep cavity searches daily shall begin the “re-education” process. Muhahahahahahahahahahah!
1. C, i choke self and bket coms right off!
2. If i do this my hed gets bggr
“I said choke yourself, so lean forward and choke yourself!”
“Texas? Only queers and steers come from Texas and I don’t see no horns boy!” “Are you a queer son?” “Are you a peter puffer?” “I’ll bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!” Favorite Movie EVER!
I told you not to give Bill directions to foggy bottom.
You have failed me for the last time, President-Elect.
That wasn’t so bad, and now Bill Clinton is on my side!
I need some mouthwash
Cowboy Obama is more than just a little creepy.
I like the parking lot one and the chew arm off = freedom one.
Uncaptioned photo: “ima swallower….mmm-mmm-good”
(Did I just say that out loud?)
Halp! Mai hand iz keepin a brutha down!
Hand iz racist!
White half choke black half? Other way around?
Dr. Strangelove moment, commie style.
Not to be outdone by Bill Clinton’s boxers or briefs question on MTV, Obama demonstrates which arm is his jack arm by stroking his own ego on TV. Again.
After Blago scandal, Obama tries to save career by throwing self under bus.
Alien face hugger. Fail.
Obama escapes an awkward press conference using a trick he learned from watching Blazing Saddles:
“Nobody move or the african-american gets it”
Seriously, is that sissy arm/hand his?! Could he be any more feminine?! Ick!!
Now for the last photo…..for some reason, Monica came to my mind immediately…..I’m thinkin’ a joke about a new cabinet position like secretary of the blue dress…. Though something tells me Michelle could take him in a fight…she’s a whole lot more manly than he!
Azz queshuns? Hed goes theese deep.
I knew I shouldn’t have let Hillary make my drink.
Hillary is altering the bargain. Pray she doesn’t alter it further.
ARE YOU THROUGH GRINNING!?!!
Iz how u ch0k chikin?
Perhaps that last one should be: “No! No Lord Biden! I meant no offens-”
*gack*
Monica, I don’t know how you did it!
Seriously, no Blazing Saddles references?
Free Healthcare – or the ni’ gets it!