Currently Unable to Fit Fat Head Through Doorways

This post is strictly an exercise in egotism for me, but that’s what blogging is all about, right? So I’m taking this opportunity to point out that Jeri Thompson called me “brilliant” during the 4-14 Fred Thompson Show [47:10].

[15 second mp3]

Sadly, though, I now have only 14 minutes and 45 seconds of fame left to me. I should try not to squander it all in one place.

9 Comments

  1. 3 – 2 – 1…I’m sorry, times up. Well, hope you enjoyed it. But hey, at least you had your 15 minutes. Think of the poor staff of MSNBC who can’t get anyone to pay attention to them for even 15 minutes. No wonder they’re so mad all the time.

  2. Finally, Hyou get the attention your amazing work deserves. You’re taking a less overt route to conquering the world this time, but I still think innomatus is correct in outing you as Zod.

  3. Holy crap! That’s like…you’re gonna have to veil your face now so you don’t blind us, Moses. The Big Man himself passed you in the cleft of the rock 🙂

    How in the hell did we not elect that guy again? NO MORE PRIMARIES.

  4. There’s only one thing that bugs Fred Thompson that he doesn’t destroy with his steely gaze. It happens often but he is able to put an end to it by shouting “Jeri, stop talking about Harvey.”

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