For Madonna’s next African adoption, we suggest…

Madonna’s getting everyone’s panties in a wad again. Seems she’s adopting another little child from Africa.

She adopted a little African boy — from the nation of Malawi, actually — in 2006. She caught some flack over that.

Now, she’s adopting a little African girl — also from Malawi — and catching flack.

Perhaps she’s just trying to get a complete set.

Or, perhaps she truly wants to make the world better, one person at a time.

Assuming the latter, we have an idea for Madonna’s next adoption. He’s from Africa, and if Madonna would take possession of him, keep him out of sight, for the next, say, four years, that would make the world better.

7 Comments

  1. Basil,

    Good idea, but too late. The boy born in Kenya could have used some real parenting a long time ago. Better parents could have raised him with some humility. For example, when he told his real parents that he was going to write the first of many books about himself, a real parent could have told him, “Jim (real parents would have given him a more reasonable name), before you write your own autobiography you have to actually do something.” It would have changed his life and, who knows, he might have actually grown up to be a nice guy, instead of the hateful, spoiled adolescent he became.

  2. I’m still not entirely convinced Michelle isn’t a Klingon. What would be the policy on adopting an alien? Other than the well-establish Dhimmicrat policy of adopting illegal aliens.

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