The U.N. is pushing for nuclear disarmament again, and just for the record, I am completely for that. If we can get the whole world to dispose of nuclear weapons, that will make the few we secretly keep that much more powerful. Think of America being the only country with nuclear weapons again; we could do whatever we want and boss all the other countries around. And who would stop us? We could nuke anybody we want without worries.
So support disarmament; strategically it will be very useful if we play along.
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So what foreign or astronomical places should we use as “disposal” sights?
I understand Obama wants to get rid of our nukes and give them Adinadinnerjacket, Chavez, and ‘lil Kim of NoKo. And Acorn. We can hide few nukes as per Frank’s plan by hiding them where Obama will never look. I say the same place we keep the Constitution and all sharp objects.
I like this idea. I like it a lot. As you Americans all know, Russian has secret gigantic nuclear base hidden under mountain somewhere in Urals.
We can go back to the old way. The U.S. and Russia staring each other down while the rest of the world cries. The way it always should have been.
Tovarisch!
Russia’s nukes are crusty and rusty. They’d go phhhhhhhhhhtPOP! instead of BOOM! if they were actually deployed. Pakistan, NoKo, etc have bombs, but their delivery method is pretty much “light the fuse and roll it down the hill into the enemy village.” Not very scary. Western Europe is WAY too wussified to put down the tea and brie and hit the button under ANY circumstances. They’d rather be dead than be accused of something as un-PC as nuking people.
That pretty much leaves us and Israel. I’m cool with that.
I’m in favor of disposing of our nukes. However, I’m only in favor if we dispose of them by dropping them on people that threaten our country.
Can we dispose of them by shooting them at the moon?
Until we get a Real President that is willing to nuke America’s enemies (and the moon, I 2nd that) instead of America’s overtaxed citizens, it’s all just wishful thinking.
And rule of thumb: anything the UN is for, we should do the opposite. ™George Costanza
Get rid of our nukes (except hide some) and then become the boss jocks of the world, excellent plan o’ boss man! Except you forget who’s now in charge of this country. We’ll be lucky if the naive people currently running things don’t unilaterally get rid of all our nukes just to prove how peaceful and cool we have become under their leadership. No doubt the Obama theory will be…once we’ve gotten rid of ours…all the worlds nuclear powers will follow suit. So don’t look for any secret stash of nukes and instead cease using your grandfathers home fallout shelter as a root cellar, clean it out, and get ready for the day our advisories will be disposing of their nukes…once they know we have none.
Now would be the ideal time to Nuke some of the more troubling ferriners. We already have a guy lined up that is quite adept at apologizing. “oops, sorry”
I’m willing to hide our secret nukes at my house. They’ll replace the tank I’ve always wanted. As long as I get the ‘Button’ and One M-i-l-l-i-o-n Dollars.
would be nice, sadly i think everyone else will be thinking the same thing about keeping some nuclear aces in the hole. maybe we could hide one in Michael Moore’s rectum like that failed bomber tried on the Saudi Prince
We can d”Dispose” of them on the Moon, the Bekka Valley, Switzerland ( not enough to destroy them but enough that they’ll have to stop being neutral), and the first Theater to show a Michael Moore Film ( we can evacuate the staff, and not have to worry about anybody watching it, since no one really watches them)
I’ll hide a nuke under my Christian Bible…the RATS will never find it there!
The Tree of Liberty would be another excellent place hide a few nukes! Obama has no idea that it even exists!
Have they got that big Whoopdeedoo super collider back up and running yet?
If everyone is now ready to get rid of nukes, could it be because they need to clear space for Something Worse?
Quantum Black Holes, Anti-matter, Strange Matter, Dark Matter, Dark Energy, Dimensional gates, Time traps, Fusion Plasma Cannons … Has modern physics finally jumps from the theoretical to the practical?
Kim Jong Ill: “Fear me! I have nukes!
Ackmydinnerjacket: “Me too! I have nukes! Fear me too!”
Future President: “Are you sure this will work? (presses button)
… at this point my imagination falters …