Brian of Snapped Shot (who I get a lot of lolterizt! pictures from) started a new blog called “_______ Is A Test For Obama“, to catalog the overuse of the phrase by the MSM – inspired mostly by its use relating to picking up a Nobel Prize.
Sadly, the site died quickly, because the MSM is, for some reason, putting a moratorium on the phrase “test for Obama”.
Here’s the trend – Jan 2006 to Dec 2009 on top, Jan to Dec 2009 on the bottom:
Funny… if picking up a Nobel Prize was a test, you’d think that only missing a terror bombing through dumb luck, inept chemistry, and a surly Dutchman would qualify.
So obviously the UnderBomber incident wasn’t a test. Then what WAS it?
Complete the sentence “The UnderBomber incident was _______ for Obama”.
* a loogie in the soup
* a wedgie
* the one time Chris Matthews’s leg didn’t tingle
* a black eye
* Please ignore that last item, as use of the word “black” in reference to Obama is racist.
* “First Black president” is ok, though.
* “First Negro president”… not so much.
* Unless it’s said by someone from the census bureau.
* the sound of John McCain saying “I told you so”
* a real-life lolbama!
The test for YOU is to complete the sentence in the comments. Do not fail.
“The UnderBomber incident was another typical day of incompetence for Obama”
“…a chance to play golf…”
“…fortunately NOT a wake-up call at 03:00 a.m…”
“…an excuse to eat
NepolitanoNeopolitan ice cream…”The UnderBomber incident was a turd in the punchbowl for Obama.
“…a photo op to claim full responsibility while throwing US security agencies under the bus…”
“…a distraction from the day-to-day f***ing of the economy…”
“…a game of connect-the-Nots…”
“…just another g*****n distraction from golf and health care…”
*was another chance to blame BOOOOOSH!!!
*another reason to stay on vacation
*another major fail
*another chance at a Nobel Peace Prize
You could say it with a Mexican accent, I dont think there are any not super racist latin names for blacks. Look at a can of “black beans” next time your in your store.
“The UnderBomber incident was a not so fresh feeling time of the month for Obama”.
* a minor inconvenience
* make no mistake about it, an excuse for untold numbers of televised “Presidential Moments” speeches
* mulatto
As in not really successful, and not a total failure.
“The UnderBomber incident was _mildly distracting_ for Obama”.
The UnderBomber incident was a good crisis, never to be wasted for Obama.
Sorry – kinda awkward phrasing. Meh.
the unabomber incident was -oddly- not worthy of a press conference for obama.
The Underbomber Incident was an excuse to blame Whitey for polluting the black youths for Obama.
Chickens coming home to roost.
An opportunity missed.
“The UnderBomber incident was
an opportunity to give three ‘major speeches’, eight photo opportunities, and posture as if giving a ratsass about national security dozens of times in public meetings
for Obama”.
The underbomber incident was further proof that healtcare reforms are needed for Obama.
The underbomber incident was the result of man made global warming for Algore.
(off topic, but still true)
The UnderBomber incident was – let me be clear, a 3:00 a.m. call and no one was home – for the former junior senator from the State of Illinois.
some coal in the stocking in an otherwise quite pleasant Christmas
like an Oliver Stone movie
Undiebomber incident was just business as usual for Obama.
Undiebomber incident was a sad disappointment for Obama. (Kill the infidels-that would be us y’all)
Undiebomber incident, the last in a long line of incidents proving that good looking, articulate, ivy league educated politicians are usually not good leaders, was proof that the job grade is too high for Obama.
Oh the options in this exercise could go on and on and on and on, sort of like the spending in Congress.
The Underbomber incident was…a niggardly use of intelligence and security capabilities.
Er…due to complaints from the socially sensitive ones at the ACLU, the word “niggardly” has been banned from all converstions along with “chigger”-which will henceforth be known as “chigro”- and “digger”which will be called “digro”.
It is speculated amongst the MSM that the Underbomber was afflicted with a severe case of chigroes and was previously employed as a gravedigro.
Ann Curry will be leading a hard-hitting Dateline NBC investigation into these wide-spreading rumors surrounding The Underbomber.
The UnderBomber incident was Teaching Moment for Obama
The UndieBomber was a Triumph of Smart Power for Obama.
Haha, thanks for the plug, Harvey!
Ironically enough, the underwear bomber IS a test for Obama, too: http://atestforobama.blogspot.com/2010/01/defeating-yemen.html
Regards,
Brian
A solid B+
The undiebomber was not an excuse to interupt a Hawaiian vacation for Obama.
The Underbomber incident was merely a “test-tickle” for Obama.
“The UnderBomber incident was like _______ for Obama”.
* a fart in church
* a skidmark
* a prostate exam without lube
* sex with Michelle
* MILD compared to what the terizts are planning next
A new way of disarming bombs using soiled underwear.