Reader Johnny I sent this in to help support the Unnamed Republican:
The ultimate candidate.
He’d go town to town giving speeches and anonymously punching hippies, and the Democrats would be on his tail trying to find out who he is so they could get dirt on him. But there would be no stopping him, so the Democrats would try their own masked candidate but everyone would know from the lisp it was Barney Frank.
Im in ur distrikt, beating ur liberalz
Frank J., FTW. Thanks–
Wait a second! Are you saying Barney Frank isn’t already wearing a mask? Next your going to tell me that’s Pelosi’s real face.
I’m trying to put a face on him…
I know: It’s you Frank. SarahK beat you up and made you run, finally.
No wait!
It’s ussjimmycarter in a Minnesota big-horned mosquito mask !
everyone would know from the lisp it was Barney Frank
Also from the fact that the mask was pink.
This guy here looks like Alan Grayson
unlike the commie currently in the White House, the unknown Republican wears a tie! Even with the mask looks more presidential.
Can we run Jane from Firefly as his running mate?
[Sure. He’s my friend on Twitter. -Ed.]
I’d say it was the Masked Mayor from the Oblongs… except he wore a blue mask. He was also corrupt and stupid. We need the Unknown Republican more than ever, if just to perfect the idea of luchadore legislators.
Will the Unnamed Republican be riding into town in a Monster Truck???
I tried to make a picture of Fred Thompson with a bandana for a mask and a sombrero, but I don’t know how to use Photoshop.
He could carry a chart around showing how many jobs were created during republicans rule of congress and how many were lost while democrats control congress. From Carter til now should make it quite clear.
Many have asked…who is the Unnamed Republican? At last the truth can be revealed. Like the double agent known as Donny Brascoe, who successfully infiltrated the Mafia for the FBI, the Unnamed Republican is a man who led a double life for years. He is none other then Rod Blagojevich!! A man who spent countless years spying for the RNC while disguised as a corrupt Chicago Democrat. In fact he got so involved in his role that he began to believe it himself, especially after he actually won the Illinois governors office. Sadly The Unnamed Republican played his part too well and was removed from office for being too corrupt even for the Democrats, but not before (in a final stroke of role playing evil genius) sending one of the most crooked and corrupt Chicago politicians he could find, to Washington as junior Senator from Illinois. So convincing was he that even today many rank and file Democrats refuse to believe Blago was a double agent even though the DNC leadership has put a contract out on his life. Today he lives in hiding…his whereabouts known only to Donald Trump and Michael Steele.
Frank, is this guy related to your famous Republican Underground? ‘Cause I can’t see or hear the Republican Party anymore. They’re gone.
Please post one with no mask and:
“Bring it closer so I may J O I N with it.”
So, will George Soros pull off that Barack Obama mask
during his State of the Union speech?
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If we don’t beat the Democrats like rented mules in November,
Republicans may as well wear this mask instead.
Careful Frank, you’re going to wind up with the bizarro world version of “The Demoncrat.” “The seas will boil, there will be plague and pestilence, and taxes will drop as we shrink the government!” (much applause and cheers from the audience)
So, then will the unnamed Republican be body-slamming the democrat fags? These could be some awesome televised “debates.”
You could have more than one person wear the mask, so everyone gets a turn.
I’d like Sunday afternoons, between 1 and 7 pm.
I like lower taxes, but I also like dead terrorists.
Too bad nobody has a shirt with something like that on it.
He needs some kind of sharp implement with which to carve the letter “R” into the chests of his hippie victims. Also he needs a cape.
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