* Airborne laser shoots down missile. This was a laser on a plane, so it’s like halfway to being a laser in space. Maybe next we can put a grenade launcher on an ostrich which is like halfway to a dinosaur with a rocket launcher.
* People support gay men and lesbians serving openly in the military, but not homosexuals. As for gay men and women who are also homosexual, no one wants to be around them at all because that’s just weird.
* A nameless Republican is already within two points of Obama in a recent poll. I keep telling you people, if we can just find a way to legally run an unnamed Republican in a Mexican wrestler’s mask, we’d never lose an election again.
* John Hawkins polled right-wing bloggers on a bunch of controversial issues. If you’re curious, I voted with the majority in each question. Apparently Kos polled on a bunch of controversial questions and used as proof that Republicans are extreme and can’t be worked with. That’s a bit like the pot calling the kettle an apoplectic, fringe weirdo, but when you look closer at the pot you realize it’s not a pot at all but Markos Moulitas wearing a black turtleneck, curled in a ball, and eating his own feces.