How a Democrat could lose Massachusetts? Here’s the answer:
FormerHostage presents: “Coakley Strategy Meeting”,
Take a hippie-punch at fame by creating your own IMAO-worthy video at Xtranormal (“If you can type, you can make movies“). Send a link to harvolson-at-gmail.com and I’ll give it a look. If it isn’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and it doesn’t suck too terribly bad, I’ll post it and let the readers throw roses and/or tomatoes at you.
According to a Gallup survey, I live in the fourth most conservative state. Actually, every single state surveyed showed more conservatives than liberals (with Massachusetts were Republicans just had a huge victory being the most liberal). The only place liberals outnumber conservatives is Washington D.C., the place they elect crack mayors. Anyway, goes to show you that conservatives have a shot in every state if they play it right, but the Democrat can always count on at least three electoral votes in the presidential race no matter what he does.
The race for the Republican nomination for Senator in California just took a turn for the bizarre. Here’s an attack ad from Carly Fiorina against Tom Campbell. Stick with it, because at the end it gets craaaaaazy.
I know. “Holy crap! Demon sheep!” This is why I try to stay away from California. You think places like Hollywood and San Francisco are insane, but even if you go out to the country there are possessed farm animals that want to eat your soul. And with all the firearm restrictions, you’re pretty powerless against them.
So is this ad accurate? Is Tom Campbell associated with human/terminator hybrid sheep? I’m freaked out, man. I really want someone to beat Barbara Boxer, but I don’t want someone who will do arcane rituals with the blood of our children.
Jim Treacher was the victim of a hit and run… by the Secret Service. Apparently not so secret a service since everyone was like, “That’s the Secret Service!”
I hope he gets better soon, but Obama will probably just try again until Treacher stops making fun of pandas.
10 best picture nominations? I guess that’s better than 5 boring ones no one has seen.
For some reason, it’s actually kind of creepy to see photographs of an extinct species.
When you use value-added data, Punxsutawney Phil didn’t see his shadow, confirming global warming.
So what does Punxsutawney Phil do if there is only three more weeks of winter?
Suggested statement for Obama: “In these economic times we all need to be tough, not constantly whiny like Las Vegas.”
Of course, Obama probably going to next call Las Vegas “retarded” and cause himself all sorts of unwanted trouble.
With V, its on TV for four weeks and then disappears for months. Since it’s based on Obama, maybe he should try that too.
That Carly Fiorina sheep ad has to be the creepiest political ad I’ve ever seen that doesn’t involve John Edwards.
If Fiorina wins the primary, every political ad from now on will have demon sheep.
The only way Fiorina’s ad could be anymore bizarre if it were directed by David Lynch.
