I saw where the Missile Defense Agency has a new logo:
Funny, I thought. But the left will throw a hissy-fit when they find out that some right-winger combined the MDA’s logo, the Obama logo, and the Islamic crescent. I could hear the charges of racism already.
Then I found out it was real (via Wild Thing).
Here’s where I make some comment making fun of it. But it’s hard … really hard … to make fun of something that’s a parody of itself.
So, I’ll just shake my head. Join me, won’t you?
Yes, I know the history. Yes, it’s old. But it’s timeless. And more and more people are understanding why we conservatives feel like we do…
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RightHooks presents: “Barack Confesses Who He Really Is”
See, this is why Barry never goes off-teleprompter anymore. Things like this tend to slip out.
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The ban on guns in national parks was lifted this week, so know what that means? Yeah, I’m heading to Yellowstone and am going to shoot wildlife in the face. I’ll be like, “Don’t look at me like that, moose!” BANG! BANG! “Who do you think you are, squirrel?” BANG! BANG! And if anyone objects, I’ll shoot them too. And there’s nothing anyone can do about it because it’s all completely legal!
I can’t be the only one who, any time he has a gun, just can’t resist the urge to go on a killing spree. That’s what they have to spend the most time teaching cops: Don’t start randomly killing people and animals just because you have a gun. If you get angry, just shoot a mailbox instead. Of course, I live in a right-to-carry state, so we’re all pretty used to everyone just pulling out guns and shooting each other.
Wait, is there anyone left for me to mock with this? We’ve pretty much won the gun issue, haven’t we? I mean, this bill was actually signed by President Obama.
Go freedom!
Here’s a great article from a vet on how victory in Iraq is going pretty much unnoticed. Is there any chance Obama will have some sort of celebration to mark the occasion? It might actually make him more popular.
Well, in the least, now liberals have new things to say about war. Before, their commentary was pretty much limited to, “This is just like Vietnam!” Now they can also say, “This is just like Iraq!” Which I guess means the war will be really unpopular for a short while, and then people will lose interest, and when we win it pretty much no one will care.
Well, we don’t care. But the Iraqis care. The enemies who wanted to see us defeated care.
Yeah, I don’t think “This war is just like Iraq!” will have quite the same ring to it.
Cheney has been hospitalized with chest pains. The doctor kept warning him to slow down and torture fewer terrorists, but Cheney was always like, “If one captured terrorist is comfortable for even a moment, I have failed this country.” A lot of hippies think Cheney should be tried for war crimes, but he has done nothing to terrorists he wouldn’t do to his own friends.
Of course, he shoots his friends in the face with a shotgun.
When Cheney is fully cybernetic, he will be immune to heart attacks. And bullets. And with a later upgrade, EMP blasts. Until then, IMAO wishes Dick Cheney a full recovery and that anyone who doesn’t want him to have a full recovery die slowly.
You’ll all stop claiming global warming is imaginary when the last of the unicorns dies.
Canada whupped us soundly at curling. Now what happens if Canada takes up hockey and gets serious at that?
The Chinese could get good at curling. There might even be people in that country named “Cur Ling.”
It’s like we angered the curling gods or something.
I’d hate to be miked while playing curling; don’t know if I could keep my mind on the game if I had to keep remembering not to say ethnic slurs.
I worry that in the future Olympic coverage will get so PC they won’t assume we want to watch the Americans compete.
Wow. A pointless curling game officially holds more interest to me than 24. Well, 24 comes every year.
I pity any of you who never knew pre-TV Glenn Beck.
From my experience, Glenn Beck is hugely entertaining whenever he isn’t taking himself too seriously.
I ragged on Beck years ago. Now it’s the popular thing, so I’m going to stop. I’m a conservative; I hate what the cool kids are doing.
Shuster after last shot: “I’m sick of this stupid game.” Well I’m more into it than ever.
Just a couple of inches difference in those first four games and we’d be readying for the semifinals. Curling is a harsh mistress.
They should do a reality show following Shuster and team after this Olympics competition.
