Get Well Soon, Dick Cheney

Cheney has been hospitalized with chest pains. The doctor kept warning him to slow down and torture fewer terrorists, but Cheney was always like, “If one captured terrorist is comfortable for even a moment, I have failed this country.” A lot of hippies think Cheney should be tried for war crimes, but he has done nothing to terrorists he wouldn’t do to his own friends.

Of course, he shoots his friends in the face with a shotgun.

When Cheney is fully cybernetic, he will be immune to heart attacks. And bullets. And with a later upgrade, EMP blasts. Until then, IMAO wishes Dick Cheney a full recovery and that anyone who doesn’t want him to have a full recovery die slowly.

14 Comments

  1. Frank. I tink you is a brilliant man with brilliant ideas. I always want to repost your stuff to shove it in the face of my idiot liberal friends. But good gref, get spell cheek man! Or a poof-reader or SOMEthing.

    “…but he has does nothing…”

    “The doctor kept warming him to slow down…”

    And that is just in today’s very short post.

    If you want, I volunteer to be your proof-reader, fee of charge. The conservative world needs you. Doesn’t let the libs be able to point any fingers.

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