Cheney has been hospitalized with chest pains. The doctor kept warning him to slow down and torture fewer terrorists, but Cheney was always like, “If one captured terrorist is comfortable for even a moment, I have failed this country.” A lot of hippies think Cheney should be tried for war crimes, but he has done nothing to terrorists he wouldn’t do to his own friends.
Of course, he shoots his friends in the face with a shotgun.
When Cheney is fully cybernetic, he will be immune to heart attacks. And bullets. And with a later upgrade, EMP blasts. Until then, IMAO wishes Dick Cheney a full recovery and that anyone who doesn’t want him to have a full recovery die slowly.
Also wishing Dick Cheney, a great man and our greatest Vice-President, quick healing and many thanks for having a spine in a feckless world. We all owe him much.
Frank. I tink you is a brilliant man with brilliant ideas. I always want to repost your stuff to shove it in the face of my idiot liberal friends. But good gref, get spell cheek man! Or a poof-reader or SOMEthing.
“…but he has does nothing…”
“The doctor kept warming him to slow down…”
And that is just in today’s very short post.
If you want, I volunteer to be your proof-reader, fee of charge. The conservative world needs you. Doesn’t let the libs be able to point any fingers.
Dick Cheney: Heaven won’t take him and Hell’s afraid of waterboarding.
First assignment for RoboCheney, clean up Old D.C.
Get well soon, VP Cheney.
Get well, Dick. America needs you. There is many a hippie that needs a good cybernetic punch to the face.
Mr. Cheney is resting comfortably in his hospital room, catching up on his mail, reading a few magazines, and oiling his Mossberg.
Please … please… please Mr. Cheney: take Obama on your next hunting trip!
I heard it wasn’t heart related at all, but he fell off of a rocket equipped dinosaur. He wouldn’t have gotten hurt, but he pulled a muscle carrying the dino 40 miles back to base camp.
I just hope Cheny didn’t need any surgery.
I mean, just because they’re saving his life doesn’t mean he won’t remember the people who took a knife to him.
may the force be with him!
I’m sorry, I’m sorry but I’ve always wanted an excuse to use that line in public. really I’m sorry
honestly,sorry.heh,heh,heh. Alright, honestly sorry.
Yes you are “sorry” ……. in the southern vernacular of the word.
May the Schwartz be with ewe
Frank, you are kidding me!! You TOTALLY mangled my comment to make it look like I can’t spell, like YOU! Way to take some constructive criticism you crazy person!
Oh FrnakJ loves “constructive criticism”.
If I were you Anna, I would spell check every one of his posts.
He loves that.