The race for the Republican nomination for Senator in California just took a turn for the bizarre. Here’s an attack ad from Carly Fiorina against Tom Campbell. Stick with it, because at the end it gets craaaaaazy.
I know. “Holy crap! Demon sheep!” This is why I try to stay away from California. You think places like Hollywood and San Francisco are insane, but even if you go out to the country there are possessed farm animals that want to eat your soul. And with all the firearm restrictions, you’re pretty powerless against them.
So is this ad accurate? Is Tom Campbell associated with human/terminator hybrid sheep? I’m freaked out, man. I really want someone to beat Barbara Boxer, but I don’t want someone who will do arcane rituals with the blood of our children.
The demon sheep, they live inside of my head.
The demon sheep, they come to me in my bed.
The demon sheep, they’re coming to eat me, oh no.
‘Cause they’re waiting for me.
They’re looking for me.
Ev’ry single night they’re driving me insane.
Those lambs inside my brain.
(With apologies to Rick Neilsen of Cheap Trick)
Chuck DeVore: Read My Lips: No New Demonsheep http://demonsheep.org/demonsheep/
The creators of this ad have a new cult hit on their hand. It also is just begging for an extranormal.com rendition/parody of the parody.
The creators also show their affinity for: 1) Recreational drugs 2) sex with animals 3) pot calling the kettle black 4) the bad judgement of Carly Fiorina 6) plagiaristic talents of Joe Biden( see ‘Black Sheep’ the movie )
I think the creators were trying to convey Pork spending with the images of the pigs, but I kept seeing Ned Beatty, in ‘Deliverance’,”Squeal like a pig.” Scary
Frank, if you had made this, I would have given it 3 stars–4 if you had shortened it.
Wow, these IMAO poster-generated videos are getting really unbelievably stupid. This is the dumbest thing that…umm…what?…this is real? OMG!
California, where the men prefer men, so the sheep are vunerable to sneak attacks.
Is it a requirement for republican (or any) candidates from California to be crazy?
Wow.. that had to be the worst campaign ad I have ever seen. Carly needs to fire her entire staff pronto… or not. Go DeVore!
Demon sheep are BAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!
I was hoping the demon sheep was gonna bite the head off a good sheep……wait does that make me a bad person????
Oh well…
They should have used the voice of James Coburn. It was close – but no cigar.
FCINO? Try saying that in polite company. What’s up with all the sheep? Is this ad aimed at independents? Devore is the only conservative in that race, sorry Carly!
What do you get when you cross a prostitute and a RINO…
Good ‘ol California…it’s got every tax known to humanity and still always broke and looking for more money. Go figure.
I think it’s really an ad promoting the season finale of Fringe.
The first time I watched it, Demon Sheep creeped me out. Now I want an entire video of it with ‘Ave Satana’ from The Omen playing in the background.
Now that the Supreme Court has loosened the purse strings for campaign ads, I can’t wait to see what Peter Jackson or that giant blue smurf movie guy can throw togeather if the price is right.
PS:
Worst. Furry. Costume. Ever.
(er, not that I know anything about that stuff personally, of course. ahem)
Look What Carly did while she was the head of HP, I am willing to bet that no current HP employees will vote for her.
Thank God that I do not live in California anymore.