Random Thoughts

Dictionaries tell us what Latin words our words came from, but they never tell us where the Latinos got them from.

Message of Avatar, Last Samurai, Dances with Wolves: Minorities are better than whites, but whites are better at being minorities.

Why is Nicholas Cage in every other upcoming movie? Where is this huge Cage demand I missed?

If someone called a fair catch while I was charging him, I’d wave my arms in the air and call a fair hit.

NO WHERE IN THE CONSTITUTION DOES IT SAY YOU CAN’T SET CAPTURED TERRORISTS ON FIRE!!!!

No BCS teams were harmed in the making of this Fiesta Bowl.

10 Comments

  1. No BCS teams were harmed in the making of this Fiesta Bowl.

    That was the best BCS game of the year, so far. I wonder if any big name teams will have the guts to play Boise next year. I’m thinking, no.

  2. NO WHERE IN THE CONSTITUTION DOES IT SAY YOU CAN’T SET CAPTURED TERRORISTS ON FIRE!!!!

    it also didn’t say that we couldn’t waterboard those terrorist, but the liberals had to step in and mess everthing up.

  3. Raising Arizona was the only movie by Cage that was well acted. Coen’s input must have been the difference. Everything else including Moonstruck was god awful. He must hold the record for starring roles. I would rather go to church than watch him ply his craft.

  4. How ’bout those Broncos? Not the dance squad, of course. As a BSU alum, I was dismayed at several of the girls. And so was my daughter!

    FOX really does need to pay more attention to the game, and less on the cheerleaders. What are the cameramen doing, playing casting couch? They actually missed the snaps on several plays–hard to tell if they were showing replays at times. I know, it’s the control booth’s fault.

    And who had the camera dedicated to showing the DirecTV camera every play series? We get it–cool technology. Thanks, can we see the game, now?

  5. I refuse to see The Last Avatar Dances with Samurai Wolves on general principal. After that,damned titanic song took over the airwavess, was played hundreds of times over and over by daughter, i developed a viscreal contempt for anything James Cameron after T-2. Plan 9 from Outer Space meets blue things.

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