I find myself totally unqualified to achieve my dream of becoming a Democrat congressperson. I actually like knowing how things work. I know how my refrigerator and icemaker work. Call me totally demented (and you may), but I find that I have better control over things when I understand them.
The Joplin , Missouri Police Department found a man’s body
last Saturday in the Spring River near the Empire Electric Plant. The
dead man’s name wasn’t released until his family had been
notified.
The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer
consumption while visiting someone in Riverton , KS. He was wearing
black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, purple
lipstick, and an Obama T-shirt.
The police removed the Obama T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary
embarrassment.
Nancy’s never actually seen her fridge. She has military personnel standing by to run to the fridge and serve her and her family whatever food she desires. Walking to the fridge is for the little people.
So who’s smarter, Pelosi’s refrigerator or the people of San Francisco who keep voting for her? Since the refrigerator does not vote, the answer is easy, the refrigerator, of course! I bet if her refrigerator was running he’d get away from that, er, “woman” as fast as it could.
was that Sigourney Weaver? did you just compare here to Nancy? Mr. Right, whoever you are, we are at odds now. Weaver would climb in some giant yellow dock robot and send Nancy out the airlock, and i like that.
Jacob, Jacob, Jacob… Silly boy! Sigourney Weaver is just the brave soul whom we sent in to do recon on Nancy’s fridge. We figured if she could handle the Alien, she could handle this — but even she was sent running away, screaming after what she saw! Kind of says something right there IYKWIMAITYD.
ah, i see; that makes much more sense to me now. thank you for clearing that up for me. i’m sorry i jumped to such rash conclusions about you Mr. Right. i won’t do it again.
Tell ’em about the Twinkie.
#1 is worth the quick read.
I find myself totally unqualified to achieve my dream of becoming a Democrat congressperson. I actually like knowing how things work. I know how my refrigerator and icemaker work. Call me totally demented (and you may), but I find that I have better control over things when I understand them.
Ah yes…the rare three headed flying Chupacabra no doubt.
This reminds me of a story I once heard…….
The Joplin , Missouri Police Department found a man’s body
last Saturday in the Spring River near the Empire Electric Plant. The
dead man’s name wasn’t released until his family had been
notified.
The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer
consumption while visiting someone in Riverton , KS. He was wearing
black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, purple
lipstick, and an Obama T-shirt.
The police removed the Obama T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary
embarrassment.
@ #4…Now that’s funny, I don’t care who you are.
I thought Pelosi kept her face in there…
She does bunkerboy but it’s kept in the freezer compartment.
Nancy’s never actually seen her fridge. She has military personnel standing by to run to the fridge and serve her and her family whatever food she desires. Walking to the fridge is for the little people.
So who’s smarter, Pelosi’s refrigerator or the people of San Francisco who keep voting for her? Since the refrigerator does not vote, the answer is easy, the refrigerator, of course! I bet if her refrigerator was running he’d get away from that, er, “woman” as fast as it could.
HCR is indeed like a fridge. The American people, unfortunately, are like the little kid trapped in there who can’t push the door open and get out.
was that Sigourney Weaver? did you just compare here to Nancy? Mr. Right, whoever you are, we are at odds now. Weaver would climb in some giant yellow dock robot and send Nancy out the airlock, and i like that.
Jacob, Jacob, Jacob… Silly boy! Sigourney Weaver is just the brave soul whom we sent in to do recon on Nancy’s fridge. We figured if she could handle the Alien, she could handle this — but even she was sent running away, screaming after what she saw! Kind of says something right there IYKWIMAITYD.
ah, i see; that makes much more sense to me now. thank you for clearing that up for me. i’m sorry i jumped to such rash conclusions about you Mr. Right. i won’t do it again.