Some people think maybe we should put Al Gore on the Supreme Court. We should do it while he’s sleeping. Then he’ll wake up and find himself on top of the Supreme Court building and start screaming. It will be hilarious. He’ll probably start crying, though, and then we’ll feel bad and get him down. I bet he’ll blame the whole thing on Global Warming; what a wanker.
We? You got a mouse in your pocket?
Al Gore is so insane, he thinks he already is on the Supreme Court.
Maybe Manbearpig will push him off.
As VP the Secret Service had to rescue the “expert” woodsman when he got lost hiking. Algore winding up on the top of SCOTUS ain’t so far fetched.
Is there anything to stop Obama from putting himself on the court?
ManBearPig!
Frank, Al Gore is too heavy for the Supreme Court. He would crush the building.
Try to imagine Al Gore sitting on your face.
Put all the nominees in the thunderdome and let’em fight it out.
Chant: “10 libs enter, 1 lib leaves!”
(net gain, 9 less libs.)
Well, after he revisited Gore v. Bush to see if there was still a chance he’s really the President, we’d probably see the criminalization of the fart, unless mitigated by a carbon offset, to be made out to onesmartfellerfeltsmart3xfast.org.
On an even more sinister side, Stern’s resigning from SEIU portends that “Obama-Lama-Ding-Dong’s” gonna try and place HIM on the court.
Al Gore would just slow things down…
I think I am going to barf.
It’s only fair to put Al Gore on the Supreme Court. He invented it after all.
Oh Crusty, that is indeed a good one.
Al would fit well seated on top of the Washington Monument. But George deserves better.
So mount him atop the Capitol itself. Then if he stays up, well and good. And if he falls he may hit a Congressman. Win-win.
Actually Crusty, I invented the Supreme Court, and the internet, and a whole bunch of other stuff too…Owl Gore, not to be confused with that other guy, Birds Nest, Tenn.