I don’t believe in gorillas.
Remember: It’s the duty of every American to make sure he pays as little in taxes as legally possible.
Why, yes I do have a mouse in my pocket and he does agree with my statement.
Isn’t Blu-ray already on its way to obsolesce? It involves motors and moving parts; it’s like something a caveman would use.
Blu-ray versus streaming is right now like a really fancy horse carriage versus an early model car.
One good thing about Heaven is it’s probably not full of hipsters. If it was, they’d probably just be enjoying it ironically.
Upgrading to Visual Studios 2010. Hopefully it will put a bunch more icons and windows on screen I’ll have no need for.
What’s happens if I neglect to pay thousands in taxes? The media will make fun of me for a few days when I become Secretary of Treasury?
If I make too much money for so many deductions, then why do I feel so poor right now?
At a time like this, it would be nice to pretend all that money isn’t going to end up a drop in the bucket on some pork project.
Like, it would be nice after mailing in my taxes, the government sent me a picture of some of the cruise missiles I helped fund.
I write a check to my church, I feel I’m doing something useful. Write a check to the government, just a step up from burning it.
Basically, all our money this year is going to pay for all the mistakes from the government’s jackassery of the last couple years. We won’t even have enough money to pay for the jackassery from this year.
I guess I should take some solace in my relatively absurd standard of living compared to other countries, but it’s hard right now.
IDEA: Lollipop should be included with tax forms and labeled “For after you finish.”
I don’t believe in gorillas.
That’s okay, they believe in you.
And know where you live.
Frank, your lollipop idea at the end of this list would require that tax forms also include an IRS agent to monitor the relationship between tax form completion and lollipop intake. Congratulations, you’ve come up with the perfect way to create or save hundreds of thousands of jobs!!!
Can I trade the lollipop for a roll of toilet paper?
Streaming audio and movies? Puleeze! Put all your entertainment in somebody elses hands, plus most of those streaming places don’t have half of the great stuff I have on LP, CD and DVD. Yes, I said LP, as in phonograph records. Call me Commander Ludite. I want MY discs, Nurse Ratchet!
The last thing I need when I’m the mood for some music or a movie is to be dependent on some bozo website. What if the website crashes or is down for some reason involving berzerking gorillas? HA! Bet you didn’t think about that one!
Yeah – a lollipop made in China full of diethylene glycol certified as “green” by Obama’s EPA.
RT
-If I was black I would start calling white hippies and hipsters…”cracker slackers” or “slacker crackers” undecided still.
Just so we are clear America , the lesson has been learned and “peanut farmers” and “community organizers” are off the list of people who can be president again?
Ill say this about Rabbit Carter I think he meant well a lot of the time and I doubt he loathed America nearly as much as Obama does. But then anyone as insular and exposed to as much far-left hate speech propaganda as Obama has in his life about anything or any group would learn to blindly despise them and consider any method of attacking and over throwing them justified.
The problem is not Obama it is the hate speech propaganda factories that churn these sorts out by the hundreds of thousands within America and by the hundreds of millions without. And which are largely funded by conservatives… I am certain a lot more conservatives went to see “Avatar” then liberals who went to see whatever the last purely right wing conservative movie was.
I will bet traditional America is more liked and trusted within a lot of Iranian cities then then in American cities. We only have ourselves to blame for ignoring it for so long.
“IDEA: Lollipop should be included with tax forms and labeled ‘For after you finish.'”
Well, with the recent push to deny kids all the same candy, soda and other good stuff that we had (furthered by the first tranny’s recent push), you’d most likely be given a small bag of raisins instead, all the name of “healthy” snacks.
On a related note, I’m definitely not a hipster, but can I be a hepcat?
Do we REALLY want a picture of what out tax dollars go to? I do not want to find in my mail a picture of Barney Frank’s nude boyfreind, Nancy Pelosi’s tranny boi, Michelle Obama; in her tax funded nighties. A picture of a shiny new jet fighter or missle, that would be cool.
random & off topic … apparently peter steele really died this time (unlike in 2005), of heart failure.
I’m still tyring to figure out why # 3 Cilla Mitchell wants to trade thier lolly for Toliet Paper….. everybody knows you cant lick toliet paper!
you CAN lick toilet paper, but it’s not generally considered a wise move
“Lollipop should be included with tax forms and labeled, ‘For after you finish’. Is this for the IRS/Treasury Dept.? Didn’t we give them enough already?
If you mean that the IRS/Treasury Dept. should include a lollipop in the 1040 Packet, with the label,’For after you finish’,
then shouldn’t it be called an ‘All-Year Sucker? ‘Cuz that’s kind of what I feel like when I see how they spend my money.
…Got a friend who’s on the medical hooch…says the lollipops are awesome. Dude.
With the IRS, you’re never “finished.”
Write a check to the government, just a step up from burning it.
These days it seems more like a step down.