Verbosity is a good camouflage for having little of importance to say.
The iPad has been out for a few days now, so when do we get to find out what its purpose is?
My scientific opinion is that birds should not be classified as dinosaurs because they’re stupid and boring and dinosaurs are awesome.
And what’s with drawing dinosaurs with feathers on them now? They look like they’re getting ready for burlesque show in Vegas.
Scientists are determined to take all the cool out of dinosaurs before my kids get to hear about them.
I’m never even watched college basketball once in my entire life, and I still hate Duke.
The only reason I hate elitists is because I failed in my tryouts to be one. Poured wine into a beer mug.
I want an iPod, an iPhone, and an iPad so I can sit and enjoy them on my own personal, tropical iLand.
It would be awesome if the next time Palin is caught with something written on her hand it says, “NOT PENNY’S BOAT.”
Nor are birds cold-blooded. Except pigeons – they’re vicious bastards.
[For the record, it’s often thought that dinosaurs were warm-blooded. -Ed.]
I resemble that remark!
My Scientific! opinion is that Robins should stop trying to build nests on my deck every single year.
I prefer football and hockey, but I still enjoy watching college basketball during the Winter. I can’t say I “hate” any sports team, but I do strongly dislike Duke’s way of playing basketball. This “flopping” that their coach has ingrained into them is best kept in sissy European “football”, not a great American sport like basketball.
Random thought: Hastings from 24 is a bear.
Dinosaurs may be awesome, but they are also gone, daddy, gone. Gone so long whatever is left of them has turned to rocks. Meanwhile birds are still around crapping on people’s cars so dinosaours should be damn glad to have birds as dinosaurs so they can say they’re still around. I bet all them dead dinosaurs weren’t feeling too awesome while the surviving birds were eating them!
Besides, it’s much more awesome to say a dinosaur crapped on your windshield than some damn pigeon!
I want to see some guy dressed as Moses walking out of an apple store holding two iPads over his head, that’s what I want to see. that would be awesome.
Did not get the Palin reference. I must not be cool.
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You are missing out. That was my favorite one. Frank J. should have random thoughts just about Lost. I guess then they wouldn’t be random.
Hwuu: are you saying the joke was LOST on you?
Totally stealing the Lost joke.
I have a Mac, Iphone and iPod. The ipad looks totally homosexual to me?
By this point in every Republican admin some nitwit performer has tore up or burned the presidents picture on stage. They are so brave and courageous I am sure Obamas time will come soon.
I think Lost last night was awesome-o! Desmonds story lines are among the most interesting and the episode really rewarded if you remembered lots of random detail from 2-3 year old episodes. I knew everyone before they showed their face but the driver took me a few minutes until I could place him. TV when I was a kid was crap like “Family Ties” and “Mash” now we have Lost? I don’t know what has happened but some TV is many many times better then when I was a kid.
What financial state would I be in if I bought an iMac, iBook, iTunes collection, iPod, iPhone, and iPad?
iOwa
If I had my own tropical “iLand,” I wouldn’t even think ipad, iphone and ipod. Would be enjoying nature without any technology. Wouldn’t even wear clothes.
I googled the phrase “Not Penny’s boat” and found that the person who wrote that on their hand drowned under suspicious circumstances in an episode of some silly TV show I never watch.
Does Frankj want Sarah Palin to drown?
HATE SPEECH!
Call the Secret Service!
The I-Pad is a fun, trendy toy for super successful people, otherwise it is a pointless waste of money for stupid people.
“The iPad has been out for a few days now, so when do we get to find out what its purpose is?”
Who cares what it does? I thought once Obamacare was passed we’d each get one for free.