How is “Obamacare” derogatory? Is it because it makes it sound foreign?
Of course “Obamacare” is derogatory; that’s because the program is unpopular. If it’s popular, it will become complimentary.
Here’s a deal: We’ll call Obamacare whatever the left wants us to call it after we repeal it.
I hate how SarahK is bragging that she can feel the baby kicking but I can’t feel the baby yet! Stop picking favorites, baby!
I can be a powerful enemy, baby! And Obi Wan never told you the truth: I am your father!
Make every day Boxing Day.
Seen three episodes of the British Office now. Not quite getting it. A British sitcom is kinda in the uncanny valley. They seem a lot like Americans, but slightly different. And it’s creepy.
Not making fun of the prophet Muhammad is giving into terrorism.
Tit for Tat: If a group threatens violence for us doing something, we should do it even more.
I guess “Obamacare” is derogatory just like “Democrat” as an adjective is horribly vulgar for unknown reasons.
It’s human nature that once you get a shiny new idea, you run with it like crazy.
Q. Who is the great prophet of cows? A. “Moo-hammad” Heh. I love stupid puns.
The threat against Matt Stone and Trey Parker was pretty frightening. It read: “Derka derka Mohammad jihad!”
Earth Day Thoughts:
I won’t celebrate Earth Day until Mars also gets a day. Planet fairness now!
Earth isn’t even my favorite planet. It’s Gliese 581 d.
The Earth is 32.1% iron. Is that enough iron? Is anyone asking these questions?
The Earth turns 4,540,234,124 today, but it doesn’t look a day over 2,534,532,632. That’s due to erosion.
The Earth took God six days to create, ending one day ahead of schedule. God isn’t union.
If you really enjoy Earth, you can put a couple dollars in God’s tip jar. He’ll appreciate it.
Thank you Earth for having oil in you so we can put it in the cars and drive them! Vroom vroom!
Thank you Earth for killing the dinosaurs so they wouldn’t eat us! Please don’t kill us too!
Earth, you need to stop getting angry and shaking self at gay people and Satan pacts! You need calm down!
Thank you Earth for making teddy bears! They are my only friends!
You should be more mad at Saturn for having its own day long before all the other planets got one.
Even if Saturnalia was fun.
As for favorite planets, mine is Omicron Persei 8.
“The Earth turns 4,540,234,124 today, but it doesn’t look a day over 2,534,532,632. That’s due to erosion.”
Otherwise it would have more wrinkles and crow’s feet around the eyes?
But the Man-In-The-Moon looks real old – and lonely. A fresh nuke crater might help him spruce up a bit and take years off.
That seemed to me logically impossible. After all, how can one denigrate a steaming pile of putrescent filth?
Then I realized you could only do it by comparing that pile to “Obamacare”.
Obamacare is derogatory because it implies that Obama cares.
Thank you Earth for giving us someplace to dump our toxic wastes.
Thank you Earth for just being here because without you we’d all be floating in space until our blood boiled and we died with really surprised expressions on our faces.
Thank you Erf for turning. I don’t think I could stay up for 24 hours a day every day.
Thank you Urf for having grains we can use to make juicy, delicious beer.
Shouldn’t there also be a Primordial Ooze Day?
“The threat against Matt Stone and Trey Parker was pretty frightening. It read: “Derka derka Mohammad jihad!””
Why is there not a “submit your favorite picture of Mohammed” website yet? It’s long overdue. Gotta love that “religion of peace”!
-If anyone as a Man, Women, or Child can rise above the worlds ancient grievances and cultural blind-spots you will find peace and happiness in this life and untold blessings in the next. Surrender your will over to the worlds destructive will and your inheritance will be the same both now and later.
-I loved the South Park jab about white guilt being used to trick you into opening the door.
-I think it was on purpose the way they kept the contrast of the actual religions of peace vs the supposed one.
-They sure milked that sea-man joke for all it was worth. 😉
Don’t ever, EVER use those words in that order again!
(Unless you’re Andrew Sullivan)
This got me to thinkin’ that The Office jumped the shark long ago. Would it be fair to say the same of the Democrat Party?
I’ve used that I Am Your Father line on my own children. The expressions were great. Shock, awe, and contempt at rhe same time.
I wanna see a South Park episode about Mohammed getting Obamacare.
Earth Day is an important Holiday. I petitioned the UN to throw Gore in the volcano to stop the (natural) green house gasses it was emitting. I “made a deposit” in a hippy’s flower pot (saves water, is a “chemical free” fertilizer and it is also a great way to “recycle” a bean burrito). I pay pal’ed a Navy Seal in Afghanistan $50 to “terminate with extreme prejudice” a terrorist. Now I have a “net zero” carbon footprint. To finish off the day I ate a big old steak – protecting the environment from bovine emitted methane. I am seriously considering making every day my own personal “Earth Day”. Where is the drop off box so we can recycle liberals into something useful?
3 whole episodes of the British Office, Wow, you’re already half-way there, just 3 more episodes to go.
“Seen three episodes of the British Office now. Not quite getting it. A British sitcom is kinda in the uncanny valley. They seem a lot like Americans, but slightly different. And it’s creepy.”
I actually preferred the British Office. I watched the American version and just couldn’t get into it. It’s more realistic:
1. The boss is a buffoon, but not a complete idiot.
2. The woman who’s the potential love interest isn’t that hot.
3. Even the guy you’re supposed to have sympathy for is actually kind of an a–hole.
It’s also more realistic in other ways I can’t get into without giving away the series. As far as the American version (at least when I saw it), the boss a complete idiot, the woman in a run-of-the-mill office is hot as hell and, of course, everybody except the one normal guy and girl is an idiot or lazy as well. Not only is it unbelievable, but I’ve already seen that on TV a million times. Maybe I didn’t see it enough, but I just couldn’t get into it.
thank you Earth for growing pinot noir grapes so we can make the most delicious wine ever. 🙂
thank you Earth for allowing potassium nitrate to collect on the bottom of cow poo so we can make gun powder. 🙂
thank you Earth for having all this uranium so we can make awsome nuclear reators and really big bombs. 🙂