lolterizt! Part 109

This week terrorists, next week That One. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com

Meanwhile, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.


From Kris:

From Kris:

From me (Harvey):

From me (Harvey):

[High Praise! to anyone who gets the reference on this]


My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:

From Big EZ:

From Hart of That Hero:

From Hart of That Hero:

From Hart of That Hero:

From Jackbooted Stormtrooper:

From Kris:

From Kris:

From Kris:

From Kris:

From Mark:

[reference link]

From Velvet Elvis:

[reference link]


This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:

That’s Chavez & Ahmadinejad & some guy who’s wishing he were somewhere else.

For an extra challenge, create a caption that doesn’t reference homosexuality.


PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

HAT TIP: Brian of Snapped Shot‘s magnificent EvilFeed – the world’s best source for ripe-for-captioning terrorist photos.

Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

14 Comments

  1. Hmmm….

    > EAST
    The LOLTERIZT Room
    You are in a small room with passages off in all directions.
    Bloodstains and deep scratches (perhaps made by an photoshop program) mar the walls.
    A nasty-looking terizt, brandishing a gazebo, blocks all passages out of the room.
    > KILL TERIZT WITH HUMOR
    A mighty punchline, but it misses the terizt by a mile.
    The gazebo gets you right in the side. Ouch!
    > WAVE UNSANCTION AT TERIZT
    Trying to attack a terizt with a UN sanction is suicidal.
    The gazebo crashes against the rock, throwing sparks!
    > REASON WITH TERIZT
    The terizt is too excited to reason with.
    You stagger back under a hail of gazebo blows.
    It appears that that last blow was too much for you. I’m afraid you are dead.
    n00b

    Nah….

  2. GamerFromJump says:
    June 10th, 2010 at 2:22 am

    For sure. One of my other captions was:

    (Glover) Y cant I quitz u? (Chavez) Iz Ghey Caballero

    and how about:

    (Glover) Not nibblz on barel, Putz it in yo mouth

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