Democrats Are Racist And Sexist

Following up on my post yesterday asking which of the two political parties is really racist, I now ask which of the two parties do you think is most sexist? A Tennessee Democrat Rep. Janis Baird Sontany remarked about Republican woman, “You have to lift their skirts to find out if they are women. You sure can’t find out by how they vote.” Similarly, a number of people have been asking if all the Republican women who won the primary last week is a blow to feminism because they don’t have the “right views.”

See, in the minds of Democrats, only white males are allowed to have any viewpoint they want without having their authenticity questioned. Women have to have certain views or they’re not real women. Similarly, if you’re black you have to have certain viewpoints on tax issues or your not a real black person and if you’re Hispanic a nice white liberal will tell you what viewpoint you should have if you want to be an authentic Hispanic. As for Asians… well, just look at the bile Michelle Malkin gets.

Republicans, on the other hand, are enlightened and think women and minorities can have whatever views they want and we won’t attack the authenticity of your race or gender. We might call you a hippie and punch you, but that’s not a race issue — that’s a hippie issue. Republicans aren’t racist or sexist, while the Democrats only exist because of racism (I wrote about that some time ago for Pajamas Media). The only way their party can exist is keeping people in racial groups and not independently examining the issues. That’s why they’re always trying to awkwardly inject race into everything (Against Obamacare? Racist! Don’t like soccer? Also racist!). With all the racism they spread, they’re like the KKK, except more effective and with more taxes.

Obama Tries to Use His Bumbling to His Advantage

So Obama sent out a fundraising e-mail about the oil spill. So how does that work?

“I have no idea what I’m doing, but maybe I’ll figure it out if you send me money. Why, with your contribution of $50, you can help lead me down the path to figuring out whose ass to kick.”

Anyway, the letter outlines a bunch of new policy ideas Obama wants to use the oil spill as impetus to as he doesn’t want to let a crisis go to waste, but does that really work when people see you as part of the reason of the crisis? Like he goes on about how we need clean energy because of how awful oil is, but of course oil looks awful when you have a president who just twiddles his thumbs while it’s gushing out into all the ocean. Basically, the oil spill has demonstrated Obama doesn’t know how to do anything useful or competent, so why is his bumbling of this big disaster going to convince us to follow anymore of his ideas? The only proposal he could have that I would see catching on with the public would be for him to say he’ll now sit quietly in the corner while other people handling the important things.

Random Thoughts

If someone accused me of supporting the Obama agenda, I’d get violent too.

In this age of video and YouTube, it’s probably good advice to politicians to not violently assault people.

Maybe Etheridge has a good excuse like he had some bad acid or something. Or he thought the kid was Justin Bieber.

The way Etheridge grabbed that kids hand at the beginning, I thought he was going to follow it up with, “Kneel before Zod!”

“So you want fries with that?” “Who are you?! WHO ARE YOU?!!!”

A reporter tried to ask Etheridge about the incident, but Etheridge’s only comment was, “Who are you?!!”

So is Etheridge a Representative or a really aggressive census worker? “Who are you?! What’s your name?!!”

So did they introduce the vuvuzela to keep Americans from falling asleep while watching the games?

The oil spill as Obama’s 9/11? It would be more comparable if it took Bush a month to read “My Pet Goat.”

Would what Etheridge did be considered a “harsh interrogation technique”?

Who will protect the Tea Parties from violent, angry politicians?

Could someone use an autotune to make Etheridge sing the chorus to the Who song “Who Are You”?

Palin’s quest to make “feminist” a non-derisive terms seems to be angering a lot of feminists.

I like Douthat. He’s the one guy at the NYTimes trying to sound smart who I think actually succeeds.

Watching Babylon 5 and one guy said, “You’ll go down in history like Fleming or Salk.” I knew they heard about me in the future!

Is it a guarantee when Beggin’ Strips says that “Dogs Don’t Know It’s Not Bacon!”? If my dog discovers the ruse and attacks me, can I sue? It could be like when I found out my wife was giving me turkey bacon all over again.

Fred Thompson on Soccer

If you think Frank has a low opinion of professional soccer [apologies for the preceding oxymoron], you should hear what Fred had to say about it.

My favorite line, which starts around the 4 minute mark:

“The part that bothers me the most, I think, deep down inside, is it places the most value on these little guys who are so agile and quick and could do a pirouette on the tip of a steak knife with that ball – which is very cute, and very entertaining, kinda like a juggler at a circus. But, I mean, is this a sport for grown men?”

Your Next Haircut

Will be at Burd’s Barber Shop in Franklin, North Carolina:

Thanks to IMAO Reader Jon for passing this along. He also adds this note:

He has a sign on his wall that says: “My bookkeeper’s name is Helen Waite. If you need credit, go to Helen Waite.” BTW, there’s no back door. We lure the hippies back there and punch them in the face three ways: hard, fast, and continuously.

Question of the Day

So who should go in Helen Thomas’s empty seat in the front row of the White House Press Corps? My vote, as always, is for Mr. T. I think he’ll get along well with Gibbs since Mr. T pities the fool, but at the same time he won’t put up with any jibber-jabber.

So who do you think should take the seat?

Which Party Are the Racists?

So Southern Republicans are supposed to be a bunch of ignorant racists (like Jackie Knotts), yet it’s looking like soon the South could be having two Republican Indian-American governors. How many Indian-American governors do the Democrats have? None. Is that because Democrats hate people from India?

Probably.

Well, not hate, but more like they’re too racist to elect them. Tunku Varadarajan lays it out pretty well: A good explanation for Indian-Americans doing well in the Republican Party and the Democrat Party is that Republicans don’t vote on race and Democrats do. Despite all the talk about racist Republicans, people like Jackie Knotts are fringe and it doesn’t matter what race you are to conservatives as long as you share their values. So any race can win with them. With Democrats, race is all important. So, since there aren’t large groups of Indian-Americans to vote along racial lines within the Democrat Party, Indian-Americans don’t stand a chance there.

So what’s your opinion: Is it you or the other guys who are racist? I vote that it’s the other guys. I know I’m not racist. When my daughter is born, I’ll love her no matter what race she is.

Desperation

The point of these videos is to get the politician to say something controversial, and in that these kids failed:


(hat tip Hot Air which has more details)

Little odd. I mean, I’d get violent if someone accused me of supporting the Obama agenda, but it seems a bit out of place with a Democrat Representative. Plus, I think Etheridge would come off as more impressive if he used a Batman voice. “WHO ARE YOU?!!!”

Anyway, if a Democrat has touched you inappropriately, make sure to tell an adult.

And have you seen Harry Reid’s new campaign slogan: “No one can do better.” Isn’t that depressing if true?

“Your Senator is a cranky, doddering old man, and it only goes downhill from there.” Maybe the new Democrat strategy is to assault and depress everyone into submission.

Random Thoughts

So when was the last time the NAACP found something more racially offensive than their own organization’s name?

What gets me is there are so many better things to watch on TV than the World Cup if you want to watch people not kick soccer goals.

I’m forced to use divide and multiply to shift bits in visual basic. That’s like using a car as a wheelbarrow.

Commenter on Obama: “He’s the black Justin Bieber…and just as tough.”

What’s that weird buzzing sound during the game? Did someone decide soccer wasn’t quite annoying enough already?

Before, I made fun of soccer fans. Now with these noisemakers, I want them all dead.

Let’s not host the World Cup again. I don’t want these people and their noisemakers in our country.

I tried to give soccer another chance, but just a couple minutes of watching and I’m enraged the sport exists.

Couldn’t they change the rules to soccer so there’s more scoring. Would that be so bad?

Couldn’t they have death squads roaming the stands killing anyone with those noisemakers. Would that be so bad?

Maybe for the next soccer game, the announcers could have an alarm clock going off in the background with no one turning it off.

If I set a howler monkey on fire, it would sound 10 times less annoying than the World Cup and be 100 time more interesting.

Do only Jedi have lightsabers, because it seems like it would be useful to anyone who does lots of yard work.

They should have a True Blood/Jersey Shore crossover. “Snook-eh!”

Flag Day … and then some

On June 14, 1777, the Second Continental Congress adopted the United States flag. We now know this day as Flag Day.

Our country’s flag has flown proudly since Revolutionary War. During this country’s expansion across the continent, the flag flew. As the nation was torn apart by a civil war less than 90 years after its founding, the flag flew. During this country’s defense of liberty in the two world wars, the flag flew. When man broke free of the earth and landed on the moon, the flag flew. When the rebuilding began after Islamic terrorists attacked this nation, the flag flew. When the people of Iraq were released from over 20 years of Saddam Hussein’s oppression, the flag flew. And, despite those without our own country that seek to bring this country down, the flag still flies.

Traditionally, the president issues a proclamation observing Flag Day, although the current occupant of the White House hasn’t seen fit to do that this year; the last Flag Day proclamation on the White House’s Website is from 2008.

Despite the lack of recognition by the White House, we’re encouraging you to show proper respect and allegiance to the flag of the United States, in accordance with the proper rules of etiquette.

The flag represents this great nation. Fly it proudly.

Oh, yes, one other thing. Two years before the flag was adopted, the Continental Army, forerunner of today’s United States Army, was formed. That means today is the 235th birthday of the Army. If you see a soldier today, thank him. If you know a former soldier, thank him, too. I know he’d appreciate it.

IMAO Podcast Reruns (5-28-05)

After doing the digital equivalent of throwing a dart at the internet, I’ve decided to try PodBean as the host for the old IMAO Podcast episodes.

Episode 1, from 5-28-05 is now available.

* Frank: Introduction
* Our Sponsors
* Frank: Newsweek and the Koran down the toilet story
* SarahK reviews her gun, Mr. Shiny
* Spacemonkey asks Harvey for help writing an audio bit
* George & Laura Bush go to China
* Frank: the moon is the last men-only club
* Harvey: Fun Facts About Alabama
* Frank Discourse (Roundtable): Dictators in their underwear, Star Wars Episode III, and the Koran down the toilet story
* Frank: conclusion, listener email

My general plan is to upload another one every week until all the episodes I have are up.

I have no idea if PodBean’s free service will be able to handle the traffic, or if I’ll need to upgrade, or if I’ll have to figure out a plan B. I’ll have a better idea next weekend once I see the bandwidth statistics.

Meanwhile, I offer no guarantees as to the quality of the audio or of the material. Listen at your own risk.

Enjoy the show.