I hope in Heaven they don’t mind if you just goof off most of the time.
Ivory Coast is not a country name. It’s the name of a resort, at best.
Since people don’t want to do offshore drilling, here’s my new idea: Sky Drilling!
I know I’ve asked this before, but someone is still trying to stop the oil leak, right? BP, the fed governement, Aquaman, someone?
All that precious, precious oil and it’s becoming wet and dirty and covered in pelican feathers.
Where did Pandora get the idea I wanted to hear Counting Crows?
If Huckabee is the Republican nominee in 2012, I’ll murder myself in my sleep.
If Ron Paul is the Republican nominee in 2012, I’ll see if bearded Obama can help me get back to my home dimension.
2% responded to a poll saying Obama’s response to the oil spill was “too quick”. I guess you can’t have a poll option so ridiculous you won’t get at least a few takers.
Maybe those who selected the “too quick” option were Ents. Or maybe they were conspiracy theorists. “There was no way he’d be able to respond weeks later unless he knew it was going to happen!”
If you vote for Crist, you can never complain about anything in politics ever again because that guy embodies the worst of it.
Random thought: Does AllahPundit’s throat become sore after so much gulping?
If I were General McChrystal, I’d probably be making fun of Obama and his staff, also. Yeah, and Biden, too. But then, I would have already shot myself in the head – because I voted for Obama.
Actually Frank, this particular “dimension” has gotten so bad that you’ll need more than bearded Obama to get you home — you’ll need at least that and bearded W, bearded Clinton, and bearded Bush the 1st, and maybe even bearded Reagan and beardless Osama to boot. President Paul has been a LONG TIME in the making in terms of the political winds around here. You have to be a little nuts or even a lot nuts to like the idea, but the political climate is getting to the point where lots of otherwise perfectly normal people are willing to be a lot nuts to fix things.
How about a Paul/Palin ticket for 2012?
“General McNitwit, you’re fired.”
@Capitalist_B: How about Palin without Paul?
Or, Palin/Brown ticket for 2012?
Christie/Palin 2016.
Capitalist_B, you remind me of an infomercial.
“Are you one of the millions from back pain? Are you unable to lift couches, like this actor? Do you show comical signs of pain, mouthing “Ouch”, or rubbing your temple like this actor? Does back pain cause your world to be filmed in black and white, like it does for these actors? Then you need Ron Paul.”
Seconded!
Keep an eye out on the tabloids about a mysterious visit by Obama to the orthodontist after the visit by the General.
Yesterday a couple of congress critters asked if Teh One had asked the Navy for help with the oil spill. Obama hasn’t called in the Navy yet !!?? Do they mean the Navy with all sorts of means for underwater covert action and the means to blow stuff up underwater? THAT Navy? Never mind, what do they know?
What a waste of good clean oil. What a shame.
The family names of that 2% are Biden or Paul.
“I know I’ve asked this before, but someone is still trying to stop the oil leak, right? BP, the fed governement, Aquaman, someone?”
No, oil leaking into the Gulf is just another “new norm” our beloved leader has bestowed upon us, like 16% unemployment and a deflated housing market. The press will soon tell us to stop whining about Obama’s oil leak, and that we’re racist for point it out.
Here’s the explanation. At least it’s my explanation. Which is what counts. To me.
Somewhere around 2000, someone did a poll that showed that 20% of Americans believe that Elvis is still alive. Among other things we could glean from this result, we are compelled to realize that approximately 20% of the country seriously wants to be conned and will believe anything. This is a boon for marketers, but a hindrance for good government.
Ergo, if Elvis is still alive, Obama is moving too fast.
What’s this? Rahm Emanuel and Peter Orszag are leaving the administration? Whoa… The rats are jumping off the sinking ship… Kind of like Goldman Sachs selling 58% of its BP holdings well in advance of the oil disaster.
@Marko and Damncat
I dunno guys, Christie yes, Palin? not so much. She is jus a t republican party loyalist. Yes she is conservative, but anyone that gives mccain the time of day is useless. Now a Christie/DeMint ticket might be something. Or just Christie, he’s tough enough and big enough for 2.
She was a nurse, volunteers at her son’s school and currently teaches Sunday School. Fine credentials indeed. (Full disclosure: Jimmah was also a Sunday School teacher.)
In my experience with nurses, they excel at dealing with those male doctors who are overbearing, arrogant and stupid. This will come in handy when she serves in Congress.
Blast! Please strike the above, Frank. It was meant for the other, other thread. Although on the other hand, placed here, it is truly random.
Five stars for your analysis, Burma, even if it is in the wrong thread!
I think it’s time for this dream ticket:
Mancuso / Flemming in 2012
Think about it. I’m sure Marko and Frnak will take care of their good buds at IMAO. Cushy jobs, lots of money, for all of us.
We earned it. Who’s up for a party?
@Infidel:
It works like this:
1) Mancuso / Flemming 2012
2) ???
c) We get rich!
Burmashave:
That’s the way I figure it too. Great minds at IMAO think alike.
Plus I get to be Secretary of T-Shirts, so it’s Nuke The Moon and Fred Thompson Punch The Hippies shirts for all! Can you say, Hell Yay!
By 2012, I’ll probably be willing to vote for any 2 names pulled from the phone book at random.
Dinkleburg/Snodgrass 2012-“They couldn’t do worse!”
Yeah? Well, I nominate DamnCat for Secretary of WAR!!!1!!11!!!
I’m glad we have good options then for the next ticket. If we had to resort to Ron Paul, it’d be a bad day for conservatives (who after all aren’t really just the same thing as libertarians).
You do get to goof off in Heaven, but that will change when Mr. T gets there.
> I hope in Heaven they don’t mind if you just goof off most of the time.
If you can’t goof off, then I don’t know where you are, but it’s not heaven.
@Marko: Christie/Rubio
And Frank, I didn’t vote for Crist the first time and you can bet I won’t the second time either.