In the Washington Post, someone proposed that Hillary Clinton and Biden should switch jobs.
Hillary as Vice President? I don’t know if that’s a good idea.
As it stands, Hillary as to somehow get rid of the current president, Biden, Pelosi, and Sheets Byrd to become president. I think she knows she can’t have them all befall “accidents” without raising too much suspicion, so that’s fine. But if she were VP, I doubt it would be a day until we heard on the news: “The president was found tied to a chair with his eyeballs cut out — an apparent suicide. Hillary Clinton has been sworn in as the new president and has released this statement, ‘Power. Power! POWER!'”
It might be a nice change of pace to replace Obama’s moronic, impotent idealism with a raw lust for wielding power, but I’d rather just wait for the next Republican.
Will the Capitol police find a torn up suicide note in his briefcase?
Hell, I’d be happy with some raw lust. For me!
Since neither of them actually do anything other than say equally-idiotic things on a regular basis for a living, what would it matter if they switched jobs?
Jimmy, some wishes come true. Watch yourself.
Obama better not acceot any invitaions from Hillary for a picnic at Fort Marcy Park.
Sec of State Biden !!!??!!!1111 Series !!!11!! Can you imagine the gaffes? He’ll be mooing Hell’s Angels while puppy tossing from a bulldozer all over the world.
…from the right person of the female persuasion, Marko. So do be careful!
(Marko : My #2 is obviously a setup for ussjimmycarter. But, dang if that guys still isn’t hanging out with Helen Thomas or sumpin.)
Obama is only impotent in foreign matters, like all liberals his blood really only boils for fighting domestic issues. The polar opposite of Bush, who at times even scared the crap out of our allies let alone our enemies but, could never get it up to take on any domestic problem. Very typical masculine vs feminine behavior.
It was Hillary-arious during the fight for the nomination for the left to suddenly be saying things like… “have the conservatives been right all along will the Clintons really say or do anything to get power?” You really only meet the true character of someone once you have fought with them. One thing that surprised me when I started learning about politics was how often the Left and Right seeming hyterical accusations against each other were so often right about their extremists.
Hillary has been known to strangle people with her devastating Cankle-Lock. Doesn’t leave the slightest mark – looks like death by natural causes. Soon she will own the presidency… And your mortal soul.
@innominatus: HA! She’ll have to steal it back from Obama first!
Hillary Clinton’s biggest drawback is her honest belief that strychnine really adds flavor to shoofly pie.
Cheney and Bush could have switched, but what the F*** difference woudl it have made? Cheney was running everything.
Gawd it is sooo nice to have a thoughtful, analytical, competent person in charge.
Her second biggest drawback is that she likes the smell of Napalm in the morning. This quirk of hers happened after she castrated Bill and started to wear his testicles.
Considering Obama’s foreign policy blunders (and the ones yet to come), perhaps having that unpredictable pscho-bitch from hell as first in line to succeed the president would be a good idea. Maybe Achmadinnernuke and Kim Long-Dong-Il would think twice about carrying out their “plans.”
I like the idea of my POTUS having a pair, thus I would be in full support of Hillary finishing Biden’s term! And if Peabo happened to off himself with a rifle from 500 yards, Hillary would be a fine replacement there also. He must be found by the Ft Marcy Park, “police” and Hillary must run the “investigation”, however!
You know Hillary wanted to pass as a female human so badly that “she” already had hair implants. She also wears a wig.
Hillary as Vice President? I don’t know if that’s a good idea.
Is it a worse idea than Biden as Secretary of State? Actually, I wouldn’t trust either of them as the cashier at the local Kum & Go (I just
love the fact that somebody thought that that was a good name for a business).
Biden as Secretary of State. Hell, even Canada would want to nuke us then!