Possible Democrat slogan for 2010: “You have yet to know true suffering.”
So is the next step for Weiner to start threatening to put people through plate glass windows?
All this talk about Tea Party anger and the real threat was Weiner rage!
With Spencer Ackerman and Anthony Weiner, could we be facing an epidemic of wiener rage?
Do you think I can teach my dog irony?
I’m pretty sure the cats are nothing but irony.
Unlike dogs – which are composed entirely of “duh” – cats are complex creatures. In addition to irony, the cat’s primary elements are malice, snark, condescension, and disdain.
DamnCat: Much like a woman? Right?
DamnCat- You missed hairballs and psychosis.
DamnCat, you forgot arrogance, lust, sado-masochism, hate, anger, rage, anarcho-syndicalism, and urine.
No. But your dog can teach you love, forgiveness, kindness, and humility.
The dog – No greater friend, no worse enemy.
The cat – No meow meow feed me, no meow feed me or I’ll kill you!
Wouldn’t Ackerman be suffering from Weiner envy?
Robots. Robots are irony. Cats are squishy.
Well, I’ve heard tell that Michelle Bachman is the embodiment of hatred and that she spews only racism and bile. I’ve also heard that Anthony Wiener is the new leader for righteous indignation.
When I see veins bulging on Michelle Bachman’s forehead as she speaks, I’ll believe what I’ve heard tell.
Not likely, but I did have a most amazing dog who taught me irony. Among other things, he taught me the ironical concept that the voice of command is calm and quiet.
By the bye, he’s the dog on my homepage and has been since it went up in ’97. (The homepage isn’t a shrine. I just put up a page that I’d never have to bother updating.)
Cilla Mitchell – you said it not me…
Brian The Adequate – you got the psychosis right. Especially around 9 or 10 PM – or as it’s known at my house, the “touch me and I’ll slice you” hour.
MarkoMancuso – why in the world would I want to learn love, forgiveness, kindness, and humility? Though it is true that dogs have much to be humble about.
Weiner rage?? Sounds more like Weiner envy to me. My dog agrees.
“So is the next step for Weiner to start threatening to put people through plate glass windows?”
Actually, Weiner is just another wimpy democrat who was too afraid to fight back when kids made fun of his faggy name, and he’s still not tough now, so he has to resort to attempting to use a lawyer, a cop, or “procedural rules” to impose his childish agenda on others. See, we’re now in the “I’ll show you all someday” phase of his childish mental anguish.
So do you suppose Tony Wiener ever got beat up growing up? I’m thinkin’ he probably scrubbed most of the toilets in his High School with his head…
and the winner of the Democratic Slogan for 2010 is
“You will not surely die. For God knows that when you eat of it your
eyes will be opened, and you will be like God, knowing good and evil.”
– quoted from the very 1st Liberal in the Garden
“YOU, SIR WILL SIT DOWN. And if you ever hang me up by my underwear again, so help me, I’ll tell my parents on you!”
Sheesh, look at that arrogance from that cat. Small wonder you are the preferred pets of megalomaniacal James Bond bad guys.
….And the academy award for the best display of phony liberal indignation, angst and rage goes to Anthony Weiner for his performance in a sound bite during a staged scene from a congressional speech.
Frank, why would you want to teach your dog ironing? While SarahK is pregnant and can’t stand up for long, you’ll just have to suck it up and do it. Oh…
<blockquoteMarkoMancuso says:
…Small wonder you are the preferred pets of megalomaniacal James Bond bad guys.
And Catwoman and Honey West…grrrrrowl !!!
-The real threat us is weiner age more then weiner rage.
-During the Michael Vick ordeal Jonah Goldberg, an unapologetic Dog lover, made some statement about how Dogs look up to us the way we look up to God. And that anyone who would abuse that trust is particularly wretched human being.
-How Dogs and Women are treated will sort out out the good men from the bad men in the next life.
Possible DemocRat Slogan for 2010 : Never Jump From A Sinking Ship.
Didn’t see a post on this, but didn’t Sarah Palin state the obvious when she said “Jan Brewer has the cajones that our president does not have…”
“Michelle, where are you keeping my cajones? Sarah Palin said I didn’t have any,”—O-bah-muhh, 2010
O-bah-muhh, at an Illegal Alien Run Arizona Restaurant, “I’ll have the Juevos Rancheros, but hold the cajones.”
Also saw this and immediately thought of IMAO: http://www.csmonitor.com/Science/2010/0730/Monkeys-hate flying-squirrels-report-monkey-annoyance-experts
Wiener should study the Taiwanese legislature.
They back up their angry rhetoric with flying body tackles and other manly expressions of dissent on a regular basis.
(He wouldn’t last 5 seconds.)
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