Friend of IMAO author Michael Z. Williamson (remember how his wife made Buttercup that awesome Nuke the Moon blanket?) has a new book coming out — Rogue
Advanced orders for signed copies are available through Uncle Hugo’s Science Fiction store. It’s monitored by the New York Times Bestseller list, so copies sold there count towards making Williamson a New York Times Bestselling author. Some reason “Amazon Bestselling Author” doesn’t have the same ring to it — also I think that’s what Xena the Warrior Princess got called when she released a memoir.
I can only assume involves Sarah Palin somehow.
..riding a battle armored T-Rex we hope!
If only there were a Fox News Bestseller List…
And the publishing industry cared.
Or Sarah Palin ridin’ a Griz through the White House a Whompin and a Stompin everything within an inch of it’s life! Shootin’ two six shooters while the massive 2,000lb Griz does the Griz super awesome mouth open 3 feet wide showing 6 inch long teeth scream!!! Then the Griz could grab Barry and like make a teddy bear out of him…after Barry fills his drawers, of course!
You know, Rogue could be a book about Buttercup! The author might be a fortune teller and he has seen into the future and as it turns out Buttercup will be the “Rogue”! She will be a hard hitting, chopper riding, take no prisoners chick who goes Rogue after years of indoctrination by her father. She finally snaps and starts riding her chopper around the country to kick RINO’s and Liberals in the NADS! Sounds like and awesome book. Especially if she has like lots of tats and green hair and such!
Sarah Palin on a missle launching dinosaur. With twin moose rifles. At the Democrat national convention. Oh yeah.
I understand Oprah will be monitoring the book for possible inclusion as her recommended book of the month. However, first she must establish that absolutely everything in the book is a lie before it will meet her strict criteria and given the green light.