Pictures released of Anne Hathaway as Catwoman. Question unanswered: Will she have a gravelly Catwoman voice?
Well I was wondering what happens if we keep getting our debt higher and higher.
S&P just found out that our president is black.
To be honest, I wouldn’t lend the federal government money if I weren’t forced to out of each paycheck.
Obama is assuring everyone we’ll be okay. He’s also asking if anyone knows where you get the forms to apply for foreign aid.
Well, having to deal with credit downgrades happens to lots of presidents.
So maybe we should finally reign in this insane spending… Oh. More taxes. Yeah, what was I thinking.
Man, can’t goof off and play videogames all day like I used to. Still felt need to weed, pay bills.
Glad to hear Geithner is staying as Treasury Secretary; you don’t change horses midway down the waterfall.
Just a Chi-town thug
Said he’d give the world a hu-ug
He socked it to the USA up the derriere
Just a useless prat
Even his VP’s a bra-at
They socked it to the USA up the derriere
They made bad deals in a closed-door room
Now the economy has gone ‘ka BO-OM!’
To save their lives they couldn’t get it right
They’re so wrong so wrong so wrong so wrong
Strangers, waiting, up and down for 2012
They’re wanting to vote them out ev’ry day and ni-i-ight
They call us terrorists,
Livin’ just to cause commotion
But our ideas are taking fliiiiight
I’m working hard to beat him still
Obama’s got me feeling ill
Talkin’ ‘bout corporate jet tax
Still one more time
Let’s hope we win
Let’s hope he’ll lose
Let’s make the Dems sing the blu-ues
Or this country will likely end
It’ll be gone be gone be gone be gone
Strangers, arming, dinosaurs with rocket launchers
They’re wanting to punch hippies each day and night
They call us terrorists,
Livin’ just to cause commotion
Oh 2012 is going to be a fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Don’t stop believing,
We’ll get those liberals leaving
The US for the people
Don’t stop believing
We’ll have those liberals steaming
When we win it back for the people…….
Anne Hathaway as Catwoman? Yum! I won’t be listening much to how her voice sounds, if you know what I’m sayin’!
Did Obama, Reid and the Orange Boner go over the falls with Geitner? We sure don’t want anything to happen to those guys! They are like super smart and such with our credit rating only getting down graded one point. Without their tremendous wisdom and smarts, we might have been downgraded to like F status or something… They really saved our bacon!!! Oh, I can’t say bacon, I’m a terrorist and all…la la la la la la la! Infidels!!!
yes you are UJC now come over here so i can light you on fire and kick you in the balls.
That was a reference to what happened in Scotland 4 years ago in case anyone didn’t realize.
Asian markets are down – is this the time to buy sushi-grade tuna?
I don’t know, Cat. Japan’s still got that funky nuclear leak issue still and if you get the wrong sushi then you might morph into a dog.
Eeeew! Like US T-bills, that’s more risk than I care to take on. Thanks, Carolyn!
Random thought: His Imperial Majesty, Norton I, Emperor of these United States and Protector of Mexico, once said something profoundly wise about Congress in his order of his dismissal for that body:
Emphasis mine.
All hail the Emperor!
If only…
…we had taxed corporate jets,
…focused like a laser on jobs,
…properly inflated our tires,
…given up McDonalds Happy Meals,
…let go of our guns and Bibles,
…spread the wealth around a little,
…made Muslims proud of their science achievements,
…changed the tone of political discourse,
…didn’t have as many children,
…understood what “shovel ready” really meant,
…reset relationships that Bush had burned,
…fixed the national security threat posed by fat kids,
…amputated fewer arms,
…been such a downright mean country,
…ended two wars and closed Gitmo,
…known whose ass to kick,
…bought our Volts,
…Obama had made just one more speech,
we wouldn’t be in this mess.
I find it disturbing, maybe it’s just me, that the stock market crashed,we got downgraded, borrowed more money in one day than ever before, Seal Team 6 got hit, and the President partyed, played golf, and went on another vacation. Celebration? Or that completely useless? Take your pick.
Hear, hear! Let’s force the rest of the world to lend to the US, too. It’s only fair, isn’t it? I mean we pay for their defense and stuff. It’d be like a protection racket, only we won’t call it that. One World Government, anyone?
Carolyn, we’re going to need that in video form ASAP to get the full effect.
I don’t like the whiny cat woman voice. I dig Anne Hathaway grace and purring, but not all the rrrrewr! and hissss! and scratching-me. No offense, DamnCat.
Meh. I never Anne Hathaway was “all that”. Not that I’d scratch her for petting me…
That confirms it!!! We are talking about a very ghey kitty here! If Anne Hathaway doesn’t do it for you kitty, just go out and lop of your teeny tiny little kitty wiener, because you won’t be needing it!!! Then go find Brutus, the neighborhood Tabby tough and just let him know that you are ready for “the business”…
Pictures released of Anne Hathaway as Catwoman. Question unanswered: Will she have a gravelly Catwoman voice? Question answered: Anne Hathaway will merely lip sink. To get that gravely Catwoman sound…Susan Estrich will do the voice work for Catwoman.
CarolynthePregnant for Poet Laureate!
-Carolyn, that was Great!
-RE: Catwoman’s voice, I think it was Ray Romano who explained why we men
find a woman’s breathy voice sexy.
We think, “Hey, maybe she’s done yelling.”
Thank you, thank you. Crabby, if I get Poet Laureate do I get to give a reading at an inauguration? If so, I’m inspired to start with something like, “There once was a man from Nantucket….”