If you were concerned you weren’t going to get gay married in the next Elder Scrolls game, don’t worry you can. Still unknown: Whether there will be a gay marriage option in the new Mario Kart 3DS.
As a kid, my favorite number was 101 because you could draw lines between the ones and the zero and make a Tie Fighter.
I’ve lived through three major hurricanes, and my advice: Make sure your Nintendo DS is charged.
Also, make sure your car has a full tank of gas so you can use the car charger to recharge your DS.
I’m resigned to Perry being a disappointing president… but still at least ten times better than Obama.
Am I the only one who’s suspicious that the zoo animals knew about the earthquake ahead of everyone else?
I’m bothered by the zoo animals too! This tells me that they knew something was up! And since the zoo is a government operation, they got the news from a government employee and then they spread it around the zoo…so they all knew it was coming. So, what this means is, it wasn’t an earthquake!!! The government bombed NY deep inside the earth!!! Possibly testing a new nuclear devise to be used on all Tea Party states! This is huge…(runs around with head in hands)! It’s like super HUGE! Someone call like Rosie and Michael Moore!!!
Just last week I read “Road to Arnhem” – a WWII memoir about fighting in the Market-Garden operation. The author’s squad picked up a stray dog along the way and named him “Shrapnel” because he could hear incoming artillery several seconds before the men could. They soon learned that when the dog ran for cover they’d better do the same.
So it turns out dogs are good for something – who knew?
Zookeeper on a day when there isn’t an earthquake: “Jeeze, I wish these animals would shut the hell up!”
Zookeeper on a day when there is an earthquake: “My God! Did you hear the ruckus the animals were making just before the quake? They KNEW something was going to happen!!!!!!”
The zoo animals knew to have their 3D DS’s charged for the coming earthquake and hurricane. Nothing worse than bored zoo animals.
Can we turn the Capitol into a zoo and poke the politcians with sticks through their cages?
Having Lived through many hurricanes from the safe distance of Indiana, my advice to you is maybe think about closing the bedroom window next week when the rain finally hits and in the meantime avoid all news outlets and their annoying apocalyptic coverage of the storm.
The weather’s gonna be great for the next few days.
No, sticks wont work, you have to get too close and one could grab the stick and poke their eye out. But paintball guns would be issued to all visitors.
My hurricane advice? Get some champagne or wine and drink while you watch reporters get tossed around shooting on location. The more you drink, the funnier it gets.
As one who learned all I know about hurricanes from the movie Key Largo, I would advise people in the storm track to refuse to allow any gangsters into your house just prior to the blow. You’ll know who the gangsters are because they’ll look like Edward G. Robinson, and they’ll have names like Johnny Rocco. If by accident you should allow a gangster into your house, rely on a feisty old man to torment them until you can give the gangsters a proper shooting.
I’m resigned to Perry being a disappointing president…
Wha? Are you referring to the Gellar scuffle?
“I’m resigned to Perry being a disappointing president… but still at least ten times better than Obama.”
A person chosen at random from registered voters has a good chance of being ten times better than Obama.
I’m resigned to realizing that many so called ‘conservatives’… aren’t.
So like when Rick Perry was doing his CHEER LEADING thing in college, do you think he wore lot’s and lot’s of hair spray? Also, I wonder if he wore sparkly things on his face? I’m just askin’! Personally, I’d rather vote for a quarterback, but for all you guys that are teh ghey and are like getting a stiffy at the thought of a Cheer Leader President…Ok!
Key qualification for male cheerleaders: The physical ability to toss a female cheerleader up and then hold her while she stands on his palms. Call me what you want, but I’d like to be able to do that.
“Still unknown: Whether there will be a gay marriage option in the new Mario Kart 3DS”
No, Mario Kart 3DS still falls under “don’t ask, don’t tell,” because if you ever tell anyone you’re playing Mario Kart 3DS they’ll know you’re gay.
Tie fighter? Do you maybe mean TIE Fighter? Since it stands for Twin Ion Engine?
Your Nerd Card must have expired or something
So, like what does a college cheerleader weigh? At Iowa, I’m guessing 110 lbs. Could I do that in college…duh!!! Did it every summer working Bridge Construction while walking steel beams 30 feet in the air! Of course if you go to Boise State and all the female cheerleaders weigh in at 275, now you are talking about a manly man!!!
You have a pernt, ussjc, but on the other hand, I think you would have rather been lifting cheerleaders than bridges.
USSJC, Boise state ain’t got nothing on the CSU cheer chewers. Heck, their shoes weigh 275. Now Nebraskans, they don’t have cheer leaders, they just stampede.
I used to think that male cheerleaders were teh homos, until they tell you the story of the slumber parties and pillow fights.
The animals felt the earthquake all the way out here, at least that is my theory of why I missed that 6 pointer.
I thought they were Thai fighters.