Deb [High Praise!] pointed me to a picture of the Snakehead fish that’s so insidiously infesting the local waters in Maryland that wildlife officials are actually putting a bounty on it:
While gazing upon it’s horrid visage, it seemed somehow familiar to me. Like I’d something very much like it before…
The soulless eyes, the glowering brow, those wickedly menacing teeth…
Then I remembered:
Man, talk about your pure, uncut, nightmare fuel!
No shame in sleeping with a nightlight tonight.
Looks like Debbie Sharkmouth Shultz.
Harvey, when you want to do one of those Spot The Differences In The Two Photos games, first make sure that there are some….. oh wait, the one fish is wearing pearls.
you hadda do it. thanks. thanks a lot. teddy bear will keep the scary lady away tonight.
hey! that’s where I keep my backup piece too!
I just keep a Garand next to the bed and an enboc nearby
One of those is good enough to eat; the other is bad enough to throw away.
Is that fish really edible? Seriously, I’m curious…. and thanks for the praise.
The article says that it’s native to Africa and Asia. I guess fish have gotten into this multi-culturalism thing too.
Does that scary face have anything to do with the elect Nobama ad the is appearing on your site?
Sean — Wiki and other sources say they’re popular eatin’ fish in Southeast Asia, India, and the Philippines. That’s apparently why some doofuses introduced them into the US.
Like the First Lady, the snakeheads have a “Let’s Move” program — can get around like walking catfish. And they eat anything that moves, so never get between one of them and a twitchy tamale.
Oh, that’s not right. The fish on the top doesn’t hate America.
Use to import snake heads a long time ago OPPS, did I also import her by mistake????????
Wow. What a picture. It reminded me of this (from Monster On the Campus) and this (from Invasion of the Saucermen).
And the picture of the fish was kinda creepy, too.