features “10 tips to drive your voters wild”, “pro makeup tips from Hillary”, “signs that your voters are going Republican” and features an article entitled “Elizabeth Warren’s road trip to an Indian Reservation to re-connect with her roots.”
. . . has as its caption “Hit the Road, Barack”, which is an anagram or “thick-head or a brat”, which is a question that has
been bothering all sentient Americans for the past three and a half years.
Newsweek’s gone nuts. Their latest cover… is just a week old screenshot of the drudge report. Somehow it makes them seem more relevant than they have in years.
…. of “The Girl from Ipanema” CD cover has a picture of Obama wearing a Carmen Miranda costume and a very excited expression, and everyone knows it’s Biden that usually wears that outfit around the White House.
Newsweek: Perhaps the final cover.
This is the cover of the current Newsweek.
Its 1 issue mission.
To explore strange new (for it) political worlds.
To seek out new readers and new ways to sell magazines.
To boldly go where Time has never gone before.
Will still only get 10 readers.
Is a blatant attempt to not appear partisan despite being the only anti democrat story in the last 10 years
Is just a TIME magazine cover, with TIME crossed out and NEWSWEK written under it in crayon.
-ls
…didn’t state a single lie.
…is six feet of dirt.
…wasn’t pre-approved by David Axelrod.
…almost made sense.
…is certain to anger both of their readers.
. . . will die in deliberate obscurity.
…shows Joe Biden doing the Demi Moore pose.
…tastes just like chicken!
….comes with its own fish to wrap in it.
…declares they’ve discovered the Bat Boy living in a New Jersey trailer park.
…declares Mitt Romney has withdrawn from the race with a pulled hamstring.
….declares, “If you can read this, thank your non-union teacher.”
…is now a Mad magazine fold-in showing Mitt Romney in a top hat and monocle.
…states, “Newsweek’s not Obama’s or the DNC’s mouthpiece”*
*Says Jay Carney.
…is non-existent after the “Hit The Road, Barack” issue.
…is a 20% off coupon for a chalupa from Taco Bell.
…has a picture of Obama whose eyes follow you.
…reads, “Buy TIME. The staff there at least makes the pretense of being objective.”
…is a For Sale sign.
declares, “Godfather Rahm killed Bozo. Chicago cops found his balls in bucket #6.”
…puts staples right through the belly of the Joe Biden centerfold.
…has a picture of a nekkid Nancy Pelosi as Time’s Man of the Year.
[go ahead; get that image out of your head while you try to eat lunch]
features “10 tips to drive your voters wild”, “pro makeup tips from Hillary”, “signs that your voters are going Republican” and features an article entitled “Elizabeth Warren’s road trip to an Indian Reservation to re-connect with her roots.”
. . . has as its caption “Hit the Road, Barack”, which is an anagram or “thick-head or a brat”, which is a question that has
been bothering all sentient Americans for the past three and a half years.
“anagram of”, not “anagram or”
proves the managers are off their medications.
Had a price of $1.50. That is more then the entire company sold for.
is the Editor in Chief’s resume
Doubles as toilet tissue with the occupant’s picture on it.
blames last week’s cover on Bush.
Man of the Year: An Inanimate Carbon Rod
…is a picture of a smiling Josef Stalin, captioned “Miss Me Yet?”
p.s. i vote for #33 blarg’s idea
Newsweek’s gone nuts. Their latest cover… is just a week old screenshot of the drudge report. Somehow it makes them seem more relevant than they have in years.
Newsweek’s gone nuts. Their latest cover… Just reads “put in colored recycling”.
@ #3. Laurence Simon: That was so good, I don’t even think I should try. But Harvey says I should keep trying.
Newsweek’s gone nuts. Their latest cover…shows Obama with his rainbow halo neatly airbrushed out.
Newsweek’s gone nuts. Their latest cover…was narrowly chosen over a picture of a taxpayer suckling at Obama’s breast.
Newsweek’s gone nuts. Their latest cover… is from opposite day.
“Gone nuts?”
Newsweek has been nuts for years.
Newsweek’s gone nuts. Their latest cover…
…. of “The Girl from Ipanema” CD cover has a picture of Obama wearing a Carmen Miranda costume and a very excited expression, and everyone knows it’s Biden that usually wears that outfit around the White House.
say: Buy This Magazine or We’ll Eat This Dog
Newsweek’s gone nuts. Their latest cover came pre-stained with bird droppings.
…shows where to fold it in order to turn it into a pirate hat. AAaaaaarrrr!
. . . endorses Sarah Palin
. . . exonerates George Bush of all blame of everything
. . . is a cover of nuts – walnuts, peanuts, cashews, and Joe Biden
Newsweek: Perhaps the final cover.
This is the cover of the current Newsweek.
Its 1 issue mission.
To explore strange new (for it) political worlds.
To seek out new readers and new ways to sell magazines.
To boldly go where Time has never gone before.
folds in to reveal a mildly amusing rendering of Barack Obama with a mildly amusing joke underneath. What, me worry?
… calls for Obama to step aside for a Biden/Pelosi ticket.