Obama says his campaign hasn’t called Romney a felon. Oh no! He lost his memory! Maybe he hugged Harry Reid too closely and caught senility from him. I guess we need to gently remind him. Just tell him, “Oh no, you did do that. You also accused Romney of killing someone’s wife with cancer, which is super crazy. Because you’re a scumbag. Do you remember now? You’re a total, corrupt scumbag. And completely useless. Do you remember any of the last four years? They were horrible because you suck.”
And Obama may be like, “I don’t remember being horrible and sucking.”
And we’ll have to say, “Then you still don’t have your memory back. We’ll do what we can to help you remember what an absolutely awful president and human being you’ve been.”
And we’ll have to patient with him, because memory loss is hard. But if we work at it, maybe one day he’ll say, “I remember! I remember it all! My memory is back!” And then he’ll immediately resign and exile himself from the country now that he knows how stupid and awful he is. We can help him remember; we just have to work hard at it. Maybe not reelecting him will help.
That would explain a few things. I’d test him by asking if he remembers things from his two autobiographies, but he didn’t write those.
He doesn’t remember saying, “You didn’t build that,” either….but WE DO!!
Wow, I still remember those “This is your mind on drugs” commercials, with the eggs frying in the pan. And, as we were watching those commercials young Barry was busy smoking lots of “choom.” I guess those ads were right.
Since we have tons of evidence to the contrary, the burden of proof is on president hussein-o to show he’s not a senile crack addict.
If you keep using the word scümbag, Frank, you’ll have to edit the WordPress forbidden word list for our use.
In any case, don’t stop applying it to President ‘Scümbag’ Obama.
The story leaves out the part where she (the person who was talking to HIM) repeats, word for word, what they said.
Unless you see the video, that’s an important part of the whole story…..
She gave him the answer to the test as part of the question and he STILL got it wrong!!
Good thing they didn’t do word association as part of the Harvard entrance exam…..or something.
felon….felony….but but….those are 2 different words!
Implausible deniability.
Water boarding works wonders with defective memories…just ask KSM.
Other things that haven’t happened:
Discussion of dinosaurs with rocket launchers or moon nuking here at IMAO
The sun rising in the east
Rain being wet
DamnCat saying he likes tuna
Debbie Wasserman-Schultz going around with frizzy hair
White on rice
When it comes to critics Obama has a very good memory, that’s why Niall Ferguson is well on his way to non-personhood.
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Like, did I mention, that, like, this post made me, like, laugh? Or what?
There are many differences between the empty suit in the White House and my computer. One of them is that my computer has a memory.