It’s a Twitter hashtag that the libs started in order to bash Romney.
Yeah, it got hijacked.
The Virginian lists 8, here’s the first 3:
1) Canceled three “kill orders” on Bin Laden. #ThingsMittRomneyHasNeverDone
2) Sneered “If you’ve got a business, you didn’t build that. Somebody else made that happen.” #ThingsMittRomneyHasNeverDone
3) Sneered that our energy problems would be solved, if only we had the brains to inflate our tires and get tune-ups. #ThingsMittRomneyHasNeverDone
The pace has slowed, but the back & forth is still going on sporadically. #ThingsMittRomneyHasNeverDone
Those are really good, The Virginian! But, there are more!
* Stowed his dog under his car.
* Thought a window was a door.
* Voted four times for infanticide in a state legislature.
* Failed to place his hand on his heart during the national anthem or pledge.
* Thought the United States anything but exceptional.
* Began stuttering profusely when a teleprompter failed.
* Bowed to a foreign dictator.
* Said the words “Spend… spend… spend… spend a little more.”
* Ridden a girl’s bike out of preference.
* Pronounced “corpsmen” as “corpse man.”
* Thought there were 57 states.
And there are so many more.
* Had to prove he wasn’t a pederast
* Shot a man in Reno…just to watch him die
* Noshed on rotisserie-cooked cuddly puppies
* Bought a ticket for the Intercontinental Railroad
* Had to ‘sneak’ a menthol cig on the roof of his house because he was afraid his wife would get angry
* Eat a soft-serve vanilla waffle-cone with a spoon
* Been a Choom-gangsta
* Spent the majority of his time as governor golfing on the links at The Country Club in Brookline, MA.
* Answer a phone with the handset upside-down
* Given a speech where a squad of paralegals stood ready to assist fainting audience members by dispensing breathalyzers and inhalators
How many “ate a dog” tweets?
* Held a bat in a photo in order to look tough.
* Had the need to convince people that he’s tough.
* Got his panties in a wad when a reporter asks a tough question.
* Spent more time on the Golf course than with his National Security team in a time of war.
* Hobnobbed with known domestic terrorists.
* Accused his grandmother of being a racist.
* Bragged about being on his college basketball team even though all he did was ride the pine.
That is really funny.
It was just as funny when I wrote it a week before The Virginian plagiarized it and posted it on his or her site without giving a hat tip. http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Journalism/2012/07/31/Politico-Romney-Press-Corps#comment-605038465