Arachnophobia is the fear of spiders.Claustrophobia is the fear of tight spaces.Liberalism is the fear of Paul Ryan. #paulryanfacts

— Angela Morabito (@_AngelaMorabito) August 14, 2012

Just noticed Lean Cuisines also have conventional oven directions. 35 minutes. The bar for Saddest Person Possible has been raised.

— Sean Thomason (@TheThomason) August 14, 2012

Note: Christians aren’t allowed to merely subcontract their compassion to a faceless federal bureaucrat.

— Jon G. (@ExJon) August 14, 2012