As a conservative, and a middle class tax payer (middle class tax payer: makes too much to weasel out of his taxes, but not enough to have all those really cool write-offs…and weasel out of his taxes) I have a confession to make. I look at having to pay for Miss Fluke’s birth control as a good thing, a thing that I am very willing and happy to do. Yes, yes, I know that she is well able to pay for her own birth control, and that she and her boyfriend can easily afford to buy a box of Trojans without any help from me. However having said that, I still say I don’t mind paying to help prevent her from bringing another person (or persons) into this world who will grow up being taught by Sandra that he/she/they are entitled to a free ride on the backs of the tax payers. Therefore I look at it as an investment in my country’s future and my patriotic duty to help insure she and all other liberal losers who think like her remain childless. At her age (she’s 31) taxpayers only have to make this investment for another twelve to fifteen more years and then mother nature will take care of the problem for us. Anyway, as far as I’m concerned, this is a far better use of my tax dollars than Solendra ever was.
Who are we kidding? In 15 years she’ll be just post-menopause and will then decide that she wants children. Then, she’ll want us all to pay for her hormone therapy or in vitro fertilization – because women have the right to have children regardless of age!
(I started off kidding but now that I’ve typed it I’m sad to say I see this actually happening sooner rather than later)
That’s one, giant, confused vagina.
That’s one vagina that probably hasn’t seen a gladius in a LONG time! 🙂
As a conservative, and a middle class tax payer (middle class tax payer: makes too much to weasel out of his taxes, but not enough to have all those really cool write-offs…and weasel out of his taxes) I have a confession to make. I look at having to pay for Miss Fluke’s birth control as a good thing, a thing that I am very willing and happy to do. Yes, yes, I know that she is well able to pay for her own birth control, and that she and her boyfriend can easily afford to buy a box of Trojans without any help from me. However having said that, I still say I don’t mind paying to help prevent her from bringing another person (or persons) into this world who will grow up being taught by Sandra that he/she/they are entitled to a free ride on the backs of the tax payers. Therefore I look at it as an investment in my country’s future and my patriotic duty to help insure she and all other liberal losers who think like her remain childless. At her age (she’s 31) taxpayers only have to make this investment for another twelve to fifteen more years and then mother nature will take care of the problem for us. Anyway, as far as I’m concerned, this is a far better use of my tax dollars than Solendra ever was.
And now to burst zzyzx’s bubble:
Who are we kidding? In 15 years she’ll be just post-menopause and will then decide that she wants children. Then, she’ll want us all to pay for her hormone therapy or in vitro fertilization – because women have the right to have children regardless of age!
(I started off kidding but now that I’ve typed it I’m sad to say I see this actually happening sooner rather than later)
I could have sworn I went to school with that guy.
Vaktatnnen went to school with Sean Penn?
Sadly, Sandra Fluke looks far too much like Frodo Baggins to ever need worry about contraception.
Well….at least she’s not a lesbian.