[High Praise! to Jonathan and Derek]
A twofer today:
The Comprehensive Plan For Surviving The Zombie Apocalypse From Your Pole Barn
Mancrates: Zombie Annihilation Crate
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If the Umbrella Corp. is somewhat connected to the zombies, the gravel floor in the pole barn just won’t do, as those zombies can dig tunnels. At least that’s what I learned from the film “Resident Evil: Afterlife”.