“Waaaaaaaaaaaah, you’ll never guess what name Paul Ryan called me: Spiro Ted Biden! I don’t get it, but he’s being a big meany to me [sniffle] [sob] and I want you to make him stop it! Please Barack, [sniffle] go beat him up like you did Bin Laden, ‘kay?”
He looks like the joker, w/o makeup
What’s worse is that the poor fella’s talking into the battery from his laptop.
Is that anywhere near Idahohiowa?
It’s the same look as when he ‘pinches one.’
“Operator, I’d like to make a long-distance person-to-person call to Wilmington. The number is Florence 57281. Hello…Operator?….hello…”
Joe Biden reports from the campaign trail…
…which by now is somewhere ‘out west’ between the Oregon Trail and Santa Fe Trail.
Barack, i like how you always tell me what time it is when I call you but what does “at the sound of the tone” have to do with anything? …. Hello?
Barak, you know I wouldn’t be calling you with good news at 3AM. Pick up the damn phone!
“Beam me up Scotty.”
“Hell no, then there would be no intelligent life up here!”
“Waaaaaaaaaaaah, you’ll never guess what name Paul Ryan called me: Spiro Ted Biden! I don’t get it, but he’s being a big meany to me [sniffle] [sob] and I want you to make him stop it! Please Barack, [sniffle] go beat him up like you did Bin Laden, ‘kay?”
He really looks like a very old Don Adams, because he “missed it by that much!”
Ahoy-hoy? No, you have the wrong number. This is 5246. I suspect you need more practice working your telephone machine…not at all…ahoy.
I think that borders on my home state of Massassippi – I’m from Mass and say ‘y’all’ – go figure.