Every time they say it’ll be worse because of the full moon it seems like they’re warning us that werewolves might also be involved. #Sandy
— Jon Friedman (@friedmanjon) October 29, 2012
CNN is reporting Chris Christie has already eaten his emergency food supply and is now dipping batteries in marinara sauce.
— Damien Fahey (@DamienFahey) October 29, 2012
Cleveland’s power still out. City enveloped in darkness. Rain & wind relentless. Phone battery waning. Burns when I pee. Possibly unrelated.
— Konstantine Simakis (@MensHumidor) October 29, 2012
If you’re a shameless partisan hack before the election, you’ll still be one after the election.You’ll just be resting.
— Popehat (@Popehat) October 29, 2012
Yesterday, after being pulled out of the Delaware River, Christie wasn’t even wet!
Man, this Sandy storm just rolled off him.
I say “pulled out” – not actually correct. Sanitation engineers were involved and there were a lot of blowing and sucking sounds.