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Archive of entries posted on 16th December 2012
Odd How You Never See THIS on an Atheist’s Web Page
[High Praise! to I’m a Man! I’m 41!]
Full disclosure: I’m an atheist, but I’m not an evangelical atheist, so I don’t go around trying to convert ANY believers.
Although for believers in Islam who kill in the name of their religion, I *do* support converting them to a fine red mist.
Link of the Day: When Work Is Punished: The Tragedy Of America’s Welfare State
[High Praise! to Zero Hedge]
When Work Is Punished: The Tragedy Of America’s Welfare State
For weeks now, Dennis Miller has been saying that if you make $40K-45K a year, you should just quit your job and go on the dole. According to the chart at the link above, he’s right.
When busting your hump pays the same as sitting on the couch, why bust your hump?
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]
Some Honesty From a Teachers’ Union
At least 26,000 children in Michigan missed school because their teachers called in sick to protest right-to-work legislation.
About time they admitted that liberalism is a disease.
Elizabeth Warren Just Lost Her Chance at History
The chairman of the Tribal Nations Conference said that Obama is the first “American Indian” president.
If that’s true, then the economy is Custer.
lolbama! Part 114
Submit entries to lolterizt@gmail.com
Meanwhile, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.
From Arik:
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From Kris:
My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:
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From AT:
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From E Pluribus Unum:
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From me (Harvey):
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This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:
That’s the original picture from the White House Flickr page. If you’d prefer to caption a version without the wives, you can use this one:
I’m going with E Pluribus Unum’s “Curly”, because that awesome line gets overlooked a lot.
PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.
#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.
MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.
STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.
IMAGE SOURCES: Lots of great Obama pics to be found at the White House Flickr page.
Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
PNOTW
Keln of Nuking Politics has chosen the Punchline Nuker of the Week.