Finally! The Male Version of 50 Shades of Grey

[High Praise! to James]

Yes, it’s a real book. About bacon.

Which makes me think it might be fun to put the word “bacon” into other famous titles.

You guys chime in. I’m going to go watch “The Empire Strikes Bacon”.

58 Comments

  1. A Tale of Two Bacons
    Moby Bacon
    The Bacon on the Rye (hold the mayo)
    Lord of the Bacon
    War and Bacon
    Much Ado about Bacon
    Catch Bacon
    The Life of Bacon
    Plato’s the Bacon
    Frankenbacon
    and of course
    The Holy Bacon

  2. Let me amend my third and fourth titles above:

    Summer Bacon by Piggy Wodehouse (Summer Lightning by P G Wodehouse)
    Bacon and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance by Robert Sirpig (Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance by Robert Pirsig)

    Bacon in August is, of course, Light in August by William Faulkner

  3. Bacon Wars
    The Usual Bacon
    Baconheart
    Saving my Private Bacon
    Baconhawk Down
    Bacon on the 4th of July
    Clockwork Bacon
    Bacon of Madison County
    Gran Bacon
    A Fistful of Bacon
    The Bacon, The Bacon, And the Bacon
    Back to the Bacon
    I Am Bacon
    Lonesome Bacon

    geez, this could go on forever…

  4. Citizen Bacon.
    Bacon, the Musical.
    Les Bacon.
    French Lieutenant’s Bacon.
    For a Few Bacon’s More.
    It’s a Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon World.

    The Greatest Bacon Ever Sold.

  5. Pfft.

    “Bacon” (“I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my bacon go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.”)

    “An Inconvenient Bacon” (Global sizzling)

  6. Oliver Bacon by Charles Dickens

    Bacon Little by E.B. White

    The Bacon of the Swan>/i> by E.B. White

    The Bacon Trilogy by C.S. Lewis:
    Out of the Bacon Planet
    Baconlandria
    That Hideous Bacon

    The Old Man and the Bacon by Ernest Hemingway

    War and Bacon by Leo Tolstoy

    Bacon and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoyevsky

    Pliny’s Natural Bacon

    2001: A Bacon Odyssey by Arthur C. Clarke

    Bacon 451 by Ray Bradbury

  7. Bacon Christmas
    Bacon on 34th Street
    Holiday Bacon
    It’s [a] Wonderful Bacon
    Charlie Brown Bacon
    The grinch who stole bacon

    Superhero movies:
    The Bacons
    Captain Bacon
    Bacon (god of bacon)
    Iron Bacon (or Bacon Man)
    Iron Bacon 2
    The Incredible Bacon
    Bacon

    Hang bacon high
    Every which way but bacon
    High plains bacon
    Magnum Bacon
    Dirty Bacon
    The Bacon Pool
    A fistful of bacon

    McHale’s Bacon
    Bacon periscope (down)
    Father bacon (goose)
    9-1/2 bacons
    Fatal Bacon
    Bacon Instincts
    Bacon on the orient express
    The Bacon Identity
    The Bacon Supremacy
    The Bacon Ultimatum
    The Bacon Legacy
    Batman the dark bacon
    Bacon: Impossible
    Jerry McBacon

  8. Star Trek: Deep Space Bacon, DaVinci Bacon, The Day The Bacon Stood Still, Baconsburg, Baconfly, Harry Potter and: the Sorceror’s Bacon, the Chamber of Bacons, the Bacon of Azkaban, the Goblet of Bacon, the Order of the Bacon, the Half-Bacon Prince, the Baconly Hallows.

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