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Bible Justice: Tell God you want better commandments!
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I love it. I’m sure God will roll right over………….laughing himself sick (if God can get sick that is). You know I’ve often said that God has to have said to Mrs. God “Honey remember when I thought up man……….we should have gone dancing instead. Heck I should have cleaned the fridge with a baby’s toothbrush. At least something good would have gotten accomplished.”
If I’d known then what I know now, I’d of never given them opposable thumbs. ~ God
Secretary: “Lord, I’ve got your weekly calendar…”
God: (booming deep voice) “Yeah, what’s on it this week?”
Secretary: “Well sir, on Monday, you’ve got another planetary life creation at Epsilon Eridani.”
God: “Sounds good. Be sure and invite my kids for that one.”
Secretary: “Yes, sir! And on Wednesday, you’re scheduled for a ‘Second Coming’ on Earth.”
God: “Hold the friggen tank! Those Earthlings aren’t worth the fire and brimstone to blow them up! Cancel that one. Let ’em rot!”
Secretary: “Got it, sir.”
“The wicked plots against the righteous,
and gnashes his teeth at him;
but the LORD laughs at the wicked,
for he sees that his day is coming.”
– Psalm 37:12-13
The problem is God is always telling people what to do. He mandates the MPG their cars
must get. He tells them what kind of grocery bags they must use. I heard he is even trying
to prohibit large cups of soda.
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