[High Praise! to VA Viper]
I don’t know why this one amuses me so, but it does:
“Marge, don’t discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel.”
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“Come ON! Me kicking you means I want you to go faster!”
(Turtle, not child, persuasion from Homer)
Also worthy of note, Grampa Simpson described misbehaving kids as “hankerin’ for a spankerin.’ “
The one that does it for me: “Three little sentences will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.”
No wonder they hid Obama’s birth certificate – his father wasn’t Kenyan, he was Homer Simpson.