Microsoft is developing a holographic headset fitted with sensors that would track a wearer’s stress levels and offer personalized help based on the task they are doing.
Sounds great. Just please tell me that help won’t be offered by a stupid paper clip.
Well that will certainly make masturbation more interesting.
“Jimmy, I see that you are stressed. What would you like to do?”
“Throw you out!”
“HoloLens has encountered a problem and needs to close. We are sorry for the inconvenience.”
“I’ve encountered some idiots in Redmond and I need a drink.”
“If you haven’t Saved, your data may be lost. We recommend contacting Microsoft. Would you like to contact Microsoft [Y or N]?
“Shove it up your bit bucket.”