Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Arriving in Kenya, President Obama was welcomed by…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Arriving in Kenya, President Obama was welcomed by…
Arriving in Kenya, President Obama was welcomed by…
…gay boy scout leaders.
…3 wise guys who followed a red star
…Moochelle and the girls that have been on vacation there since May.
Arriving in Kenya, President Obama was welcomed by…
huge piles of roast Dog for his eating pleasure.
Arriving in Kenya, President Obama was welcomed by…
The ghost of Frank Marshall Davis.
Reggie Love.
Choom platters, same as with every other trip he takes.
Arriving in Kenya, President Obama was welcomed by…
the thought that he was “Home”.
A truck load of Rhino s*** to keep the flies off him.
…fellow socialists.
…shouts of “Kenya, you bet we can!”
…large groups of folks waving the ‘stars and bars’.
…the world champion Pinochle team wanting to play a Trump card.
…no one.
The doctor who delivered him.
…his handlers.
…top ISIS leaders to welcome him home.
…throngs of people wanting free healthcare, a living wage, affordable housing, obamaphones, etc.
Henry mancini walk of the baby elephant
Thoughts that man it’s hot. It’s like Africa hot. Tarzan couldn’t take this kind of hot.
… NASA staff doing muslim outreach.
…the harsh realization that ‘race cards’ look different in Kenya.
Arriving in Kenya, President Obama was welcomed by…
a lot of African-American-Africans.
…an honor guard of Kenyan long-distance runners, barely glimpsed as they ran beyond the horizon…
lions and tigers, only in Kenyaaaaa…
.. a witch doctor, who said “Have Hillary call me.”
… the “Homeland” part of Homeland Security.
… local musician Kenya West; with a soundtrack for the Obama presidency featuring a number of Kanye West songs:
All Falls Down
Big Brother
Blame Game
Can’t Tell Me Nothing
Ego
Erase Me
Gold Digger
Gotta Have It
H•A•M
Hell of a Life
Homecoming
I Am a God
I Won
Lost in the World
New Slaves
Niggas in Paris [It’s OK, because Kanye wrote the title, right?]
No Church in the Wild
Overnight Celebrity
Paranoid
Perfect Bitch
Power
Put On
Run This Town
Sanctified
Scapegoat
See Me Now
See You in My Nightmares
So Appalled
Swagga like Us
Whatever U Want (Consequence Song)
Who Gon Stop Me
Who Will Survive in America
Wouldn’t Get Far
… the sign-language translator from Mandela’s funeral. One un-vetted goofball projecting meaningless words and gestures deserves another.
… the head of their cannibalistic missile program.
… a primitive, uneducated, crazed cannibalistic headhunter, thoroughly disgusted by his refusal to denounce Planned Parenthood.
. . . a band playing the Internationale, as he had requested.
… hash, with tags.
… signs saying “In Kenya, #BlackLivesMutter.”
…Mr. Roarke and Tattoo, informing him his fantasy is over and it’s time to return to his mud hut.
His son Trayvon.
…the village that thought their idiot would never return home.