Straight Line of the Day: What Did the NSA Learn From Spying on the French? Posted by Harvey on 2 July 2015, 12:00 pm Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments. What did the NSA learn from spying on the French?
They didn’t learn crepe… They have a different word for EVERYTHING. Surveillance is best done from a discreet distance, preferably upwind… Reply to this comment
Their version of “LOL” is “MDR,” which stands for “mort de rire.” Sounds awful. Reply to this comment
…0% of monkeys have ever accidently or purposefully surrendered to a piece of cheese, unlike 100% of French people. …French authorities in an effort to regain control of some small part of their country, have begun a cash for falafels program. Reply to this comment
Eskimos have 28 different words for snow. The French have 47 words for surrender. Reply to this comment
…Obama’s mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries. …they plan on taunting John F’ing Kerry a second time. Reply to this comment
Their libertarians truly are the succumb of the earth. Neither the NSA nor Hillary Clinton are subject to FOIA Gras. Reply to this comment
What Did the NSA Learn From Spying on the French? …An awesome toast recipe. …What the meaning of est is. …The French love Hillary’s cankles. …Wouldn’t YOU like to know, Inspector Clouseau. Reply to this comment
Huh: just like us, France had a couple in charge who thought they were Louis XV and Marie Antoinette. Reply to this comment
…How to surrender and still be haughty. …That the French word for waterboarding is ‘baigner’. Reply to this comment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAp9sFVdERQ
They didn’t learn crepe…
They have a different word for EVERYTHING.
Surveillance is best done from a discreet distance, preferably upwind…
Their version of “LOL” is “MDR,” which stands for “mort de rire.” Sounds awful.
Do not drink the “toilet water” in a emergency.
The French Mistake is REALLY popular over there.
…0% of monkeys have ever accidently or purposefully surrendered to a piece of cheese, unlike 100% of French people.
…French authorities in an effort to regain control of some small part of their country, have begun a cash for falafels program.
Roquefort is old moldy cheese.
The proper preparation of frogs and snails.
The president is actually the Prince of Andorra and might be Dutch.
They hate John Kerry too.
…which brothels the American Secret Service frequent.
Their lines are just as easy to bypass as Obama’s red ones…
Eskimos have 28 different words for snow. The French have 47 words for surrender.
Apparently Yvesdropping is not against the law.
…Obama’s mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries.
…they plan on taunting John F’ing Kerry a second time.
They drink a lot of Pabst Cordon Bleu.
They plan to surprise 0bama with a new specialty, Fromage du Chien.
Their libertarians truly are the succumb of the earth.
Neither the NSA nor Hillary Clinton are subject to FOIA Gras.
What Did the NSA Learn From Spying on the French?
…An awesome toast recipe.
…What the meaning of est is.
…The French love Hillary’s cankles.
…Wouldn’t YOU like to know, Inspector Clouseau.
They finally learned how to get that weird laughs right.
Ze more ze cheeze smell like ze feet, ze better it eez.
Huh: just like us, France had a couple in charge who thought they were Louis XV and Marie Antoinette.
…How to surrender and still be haughty.
…That the French word for waterboarding is ‘baigner’.
The designs for military tanks that go only in reverse.