[2007 USARPS Title Match] (Viewer #984,035)
Apparently this was an actual thing, and not a parody of an actual thing.
My favorite line from the comments:
I was also a fan of the Avalanche (Rock Rock Rock), Fistful o’ Dollahs (Rock Paper Paper), and the Lawnmower (Scissors Scissors Scissors).
I can’t decide whether I’m impressed or depressed that it wasn’t broadcast on “The Ocho”.
My slick coup-de-grace moves are the Hard Candy (paper rock paper), the SST Smashup Derby (scissors rock rock), and the Tickertape Parade (paper scissors scissors).
Avalanche, because nothing beats rock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyCa-LHtIKE