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Citizenship Test!?? I’m from Mexico senior, I don’t got to pass no stinkin’ U.S. Citizenship Test! You Gringos are gonna be hearing from my ACLU Lawyers for this insult!
20/25 only because I wasn’t paying attention and didn’t realize it was timed. Does this mean I can be an illegal immigrant now? yessssssssssssss!!!11!!
“When is the last day you can send in federal income tax forms [without an extension]?”
The first business day after 4/14. Bet that answer doesn’t work.
25/25. Took 2:05.
21…..”sigh”, can I be an illegal now so that I can start getting gubmn’t perks?
timed test = crap. someone’s using this to prove no one can succeed at this test. I went through and failed because I didn’t know it would cut off, then went back and made sure I covered the answers on the right hand side and got them and failed because I still couldn’t type and mouse up and down fast enough.
It’s a survey. don’t do it unless you type for a living.