Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
To make the second Democrat debate more interesting…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
To make the second Democrat debate more interesting…
Swimsuit competition! (sorry)
…all candidates will be hooked up to lie detectors.
…one competitor will be crowned “the oldest, whitest, and richest Democrat candidate ever”
…there will be flaming lips but the band won’t be there.
…Rush will moderate.
…,make them answer live questions from the local population, while walking the streets…
. . . none of the Democrat candidates will be allowed to participate.
. . . Hillary will give a demonstration of how to fly on a broomstick.
…it will be moderated by a real unbiased American journalist. The interesting part being of course the novelty of the existence of an unbiased journalist, not anything the candidates have to say.
…it will be simulcast in Spanish and Arabic. Not English.
…the network carrying the debate and offering commentary has been switched to Al Jazeera.
… the candidates will be given sodium pentothal.
…there will be a 10 minute poor-off where every candidate will have an opportunity to tell the audience how poor and “just like you” they really are. Biden is really looking forward to this.
Lie detector + Taser = Liveliest debate ever!
…it will be pre-empted with turtle races
They simply must include a laugh track for each candidate. The one for Hillary could cackle, then close with the phrase “and your little dog too.”
Devote the last 30 minutes to results of fact checking, presented by Mark Levin.
50 volt electric shock every time they veer off the question’s topic. Within 30 minutes, I predict Hillary will look like Don King.
Promise a 10 point bump in the polls to any candidate who says, “Hillary, you ignorant slut.”
Moderator: Michael Savage
…Hillary WILL participate, however, Anderson Cooper will interview her remotely… from prison.
Have Trey Gowdey moderate.
Two Words: Thunder Dome
…Hollywood will replace the candidates with a younger, more diverse group: Jane Fonda, Whoopi Goldberg, Ed Asner, Sidney Poitier, and George Takei.
-I said they would be younger.
The throwing of live hand grenades.
@Apostic Thunderdome is one word.
One word: Flashback. As Clinton playfully tosses fake hand grenade at Jim Webb.
…WIPEOUT!
To Make the Second Democrat Debate More Interesting…
They all get scoop shovels, that way the crap they promote can be consolidated in one pile.
…It will be cancelled. But don’t worry, the Democrat sycophants in the media will still tell you how fantastic their favorite candidate(s) did.