Straight Line of the Day: Hillary Clinton’s Brilliant Plan to Stop ISIS…

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Hillary Clinton’s brilliant plan to stop ISIS…

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  1. …is to trash them in the press, releasing carefully constructed slanders, while tirelessly investigating every one of them with the full weight of the US government – no, sorry, that was her plan to “believe Bill’s accusers”…

  2. …is to send them a reset button, calibrated to the seventh century…

    …is to re-enact the strategy used at Gallipoli…

    …is to establish a no-fly zone over the Middle East…

    …droning on and on and on…

  3. …is to call in Doc Brown & his DeLorean Time Machine, which btw, has been retrofitted with a new and improved flux capacitor, controlled entirely from a Google Flux Capacitor Wristwatch now. She flys back in time to wipe her server clean, the one she had when Bill and Monica exchanged bodily fluids. Then fly back to Benghazi and deliver the youtube to the Libyan Terrorists personally.

  4. …CIA plot to seed their ranks with hipster ideology, restrict troop movement by flooding the market with extraordinarily cheap skinny jeans.

    …sending a delegation of Donald Trump to negotiate their surrender.

    …volunteering, nay mandating, that she be bottom middle of all naked prisoner pyramids.

    …Keystone Pipeline style project to speed the delivery of muslim refugees.

  5. …is to tear off her sleeves, and unleash her armpit hair kraken!

    …involves building a large shiny object in Turkey to distract them.

    …is to sit 106 miles from Syria in a black ’74 dodge Monaco, wearing sunglasses while it’s dark outside, with half a pack of cigarettes and a full tank of gas and say “go for it”

    …is to finally reveal she’s actually from another planet (as if some of us didn’t already “know” that) and call in the mother ship to put things right

    …is to get into a position of influence in the US government, sabotage out ability to fight ISIS, then retire into a palace in Baghdad as Hillarista – Queen of the Sand Pit. Some of that may have happened already – huh…

  6. Hillary Clinton’s brilliant plan to stop ISIS’s advance in Syria is to allow 65,000 “refugees” from Syria to come to the US all expenses paid by suckers, er taxpayers, thereby allowing them to advance here instead.

  7. Hillary Clinton’s brilliant plan to stop ISIS…

    Sign them all up for ObamaCare

    Have hackers put naked Hillary pictures on all their Facebook pages, and mention that the other 71 virgins look even worse.

    Pork bombs

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